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			<title><![CDATA[Darth Vader Defeated A Taser But Succumbed To Pepper Spray In Orlando Last Week]]></title>
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				  From ClickOrlando, and via tipster Joshua K., comes this tale about how "a Florida Highway Patrol trooper was attacked in Orlando early Thursday by a man wearing a Darth Vader mask."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5874088/darth-vader-defeated-a-taser-but-succumbed-to-pepper-spray-in-orlando-last-week/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader Defeated A Taser But Succumbed To Pepper Spray In Orlando Last Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Hickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Today In Fatal, Taser-Involved Gold's Gym Rampage News]]></title>
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				 Normally, this would just be a paragraph from a news article, complete with a link to the media outlet from which it was quoted. But the Tale of Chad Brothers of Troy is so amazingly amazing that that just won't cut it. That photo came from his <a href="http://www.facebook.com/people/Chad-Brothers/100003103088467">Facebook page which he apparently opened, oh, a day earlier</a>. So, off we go:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5855460/this-week-in-fatal-taser+involved-golds-gym-rampage-news" title="Click here to read more about Today In Fatal, Taser-Involved Gold's Gym Rampage News">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Hickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Transgender Brawl In San Antonio Involves One Person Slamming Another Into A News Van]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: Pm4Iy4cqe7A --><!-- /videoId: Pm4Iy4cqe7A --> "A fistfight broke out overnight in a convenience store parking lot right next to a KENS 5 news truck, and one of the two combatants was later arrested. San Antonio police had to use a taser on a transgender individual who had been involved in the heated fight. ... Investigators said the suspect hurled a shoe at them after their conversation reached a boiling point. They said that individual now faces criminal charges. The other person in the fight did not cooperate with investigators and left the scene." <a href="http://www.kens5.com/home/Caught-on-tape-Intense-rumble-breaks-out-near-KENS-5-news-truck-130110298.html">[KENS]</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5842322/transgender-brawl-in-san-antonio-involves-one-person-slamming-another-into-a-news-van" title="Click here to read more about Transgender Brawl In San Antonio Involves One Person Slamming Another Into A News Van">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[TASER® Trademark Hounds Insist Man Using &quot;Taser&quot; At Stadium Fight Was Not Using TASER®]]></title>
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				Just in case there was any confusion about what type of stun gun <a href="http://deadspin.com/5839682/cowboys-fan-didnt-just-taser-a-jets-fan-he-tasered-a-marine-on-911">Leroy McKelvey</a> used in the MetLife Stadium brawl, TASER® spokesperson Steve Tuttle would like to clarify that it was most definitely not a TASER®.  For your records:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5839879/taser-trademark-hounds-insist-man-using-taser-at-stadium-fight-was-not-using-taser" title="Click here to read more about TASER® Trademark Hounds Insist Man Using &quot;Taser&quot; At Stadium Fight Was Not Using TASER®">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Apparently, Ravens Offensive Tackle Marshal Yanda Is Also Impervious To Tasers]]></title>
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				Yesterday we discovered that Bucs <a href="http://deadspin.com/5027676/bucs-safety-donte-nicholson-laughs-at-your-taser">safety Donte Nicholson withstood the first police tasing</a> without being impacted. Now comes the rumor that the Baltimore Ravens bet their teammate Marshal Yanda $1,500 that he couldn't withstand a taser. According to the <a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/blog/2008/07/top_5_tough_ravens.html">Baltimore Sun</a>, Yanda collected.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5028177/apparently-ravens-offensive-tackle-marshal-yanda-is-also-impervious-to-tasers" title="Click here to read more about Apparently, Ravens Offensive Tackle Marshal Yanda Is Also Impervious To Tasers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:30:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bucs Safety Donte Nicholson Laughs at Your Taser]]></title>
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				Is it just me or per capita do people get arrested more in Tampa than any other city? You'd think with a strip club like Mons Venus everyone would always be in a good mood. Sadly, that's not the case. The latest Tampa casualty? Bucs safety <a href="http://suncoastpinellas.tbo.com/content/2008/jul/21/bucs-safety-nicholson-arrested-after-scuffle-outsi/">Donte Nicholson</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5027676/bucs-safety-donte-nicholson-laughs-at-your-taser" title="Click here to read more about Bucs Safety Donte Nicholson Laughs at Your Taser">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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