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			<title><![CDATA[Some Guy From Queens Apparently Got Eli And Peyton Manning Tattooed On His Hairy Ass]]></title>
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				 Writes tipster Derek B., "My buddy got this tattoo Eli giving Peyton a noogie today. He's a huge Giants fan."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5879454/some-guy-from-queens-apparently-got-eli-and-peyton-manning-tattooed-on-his-hairy-ass" title="Click here to read more about Some Guy From Queens Apparently Got Eli And Peyton Manning Tattooed On His Hairy Ass">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Catching Up With Chris Brown, The Texans Super Bowl Champions Tattoo Guy]]></title>
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				 Remember <a href="http://deadspin.com/5855658/oh-no-no-no-no-man-gets-a-texans-super-bowl-champions-tattoo">Chris Brown</a>? Sure you do. He's the supremely confident Texans fan who decided to get an irreversible reminder of a jarring lapse in judgment. As we settle in for the second half of the AFC Championship game, we turn to the <em><a href="http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2012/01/texans_super_bowl_tattoo_guy.php?page=2">Houston Press</a></em> and are reminded just how jarring a lapse it was.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878272/catching-up-with-chris-brown-the-texans-super-bowl-champions-tattoo-guy" title="Click here to read more about Catching Up With Chris Brown, The Texans Super Bowl Champions Tattoo Guy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:43:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[That Is One Huge-Ass Spartan Tattoo, MSU Redshirt Freshman Special Teamer]]></title>
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				Nick Hill has played all of 15 games for Michigan State, mostly as a kick returner. He's feeling good about the team and confident in his job security, because now there's no way he can ever transfer. [<a href="http://www.itsalwayssunnyindetroit.com/2012/01/michigan-state-rb-nick-hill-gets-huge.html">It's Always Sunny in Detroit</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5875281/that-is-one-huge+ass-spartan-tattoo-msu-redshirt-freshman-special-teamer" title="Click here to read more about That Is One Huge-Ass Spartan Tattoo, MSU Redshirt Freshman Special Teamer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:35:04 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Some Guy Got A Giant Tattoo Of Stevie Johnson's Head On His Arm]]></title>
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				Johnson, the Bills wide receiver who was benched over the weekend, did <A href="http://deadspin.com/5862833/stevie-johnson-beats-revis-makes-touchdown-catch-mocks-plax-in-td-celebration?tag=steviejohnson">this</a> not so long ago. He still wound up with 1007 yards on the year. And now he tweeted a photo of the dude's tattoo. Everything about this is so dispiriting I don't know whom I should call classless. [<A href="https://twitter.com/#!/StevieJohnson13/status/154263476011925506/photo/1">@StevieJohnson13</a>, via <a href="http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/stevie-johnson-fan-tattoo-photo/">SportsGrid</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5872799/some-guy-got-a-giant-tattoo-of-stevie-johnsons-head-on-his-arm" title="Click here to read more about Some Guy Got A Giant Tattoo Of Stevie Johnson's Head On His Arm">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:25:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dude With That Awful &quot;Tebow Time&quot; Centaur Tattoo Did, In Fact, Lose A Bet]]></title>
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				 We initially <a href="http://deadspin.com/5866105/somebody-in-denver-got-this-awful-tebow-time-centaur-tattoo-on-his-thigh">said he didn't</a>. But it's kind of a relief to discover that he did because, like, really. [<a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/football/tebow-time-tattoo-lost-bet/103446">Larry Brown Sports</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866632/dude-with-that-awful-tebow-time-centaur-tattoo-did-in-fact-lose-a-bet" title="Click here to read more about Dude With That Awful &quot;Tebow Time&quot; Centaur Tattoo Did, In Fact, Lose A Bet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Somebody In Denver Got This Awful &quot;Tebow Time&quot; Centaur Tattoo On His Thigh]]></title>
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				 And the dude who did came into a tattoo parlor with that rendering and actually asked to have it done. Afterward, even the artist who put it there felt compelled to ask the man if he had lost a bet. He hadn't. [<a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/football/fans-tebow-time-tattoo-tim-bronco-centaur/103032">Larry Brown Sports</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866105/somebody-in-denver-got-this-awful-tebow-time-centaur-tattoo-on-his-thigh" title="Click here to read more about Somebody In Denver Got This Awful &quot;Tebow Time&quot; Centaur Tattoo On His Thigh">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Add another to the ever-expanding world of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5855658/oh-no-no-no-no-man-gets-a-texans-super-bowl-champions-tattoo">premature Texas sports tattoos.</a> I would like to think this fellow got his ink done with two outs in the ninth in game 6. The best part is the Mavs trophy tattoo next to it&mdash;almost (<i>almost</i>) makes me wish the Heat had come back to win that one. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Exhibit-A-Why-you-should-wait-to-get-a-Rangers-?urn=mlb-wp26406">Big League Stew</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5856462/yeah-thats-a-rangers-2011-world-champs-tattoo" title="Click here to read more about Yeah, That's A Rangers 2011 World Champs Tattoo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Man, Chris Brown, you are a brave, stupid man. Not only did you get a Texans logo tattooed on your arm, framed by the words "Super Bowl" XVLI Champion. But you shaded the area behind the roman numerals so you won't be able to fix it in the future. Why would you do this, Chris?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5855658/oh-no-no-no-no-man-gets-a-texans-super-bowl-champions-tattoo" title="Click here to read more about Oh, No. No, No, No. (Man Gets A Texans Super Bowl Champions Tattoo)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Mark Recchi can get whatever he damn well pleases for his first tat. We love that Mark says he'll get his kids' initials "at some point." Whenever he gets around to it. The Cup comes first.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5831522/this-is-the-kind-of-tattoo-youre-only-allowed-to-get-if-youve-won-three-stanley-cups" title="Click here to read more about This Is The Kind Of Tattoo You're Only Allowed To Get If You've Won Three Stanley Cups">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1023 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1023 --> Well, this is a relief. It turns out that Rex Ryan is not any more on the verge of a mental breakdown than he usually is. In fact, he just really believes in himself. With all that belief, he probably has his own slew of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5824418/kevin-durant-is-not-ashamed-of-his-business-tats">business tats</a> under that windbreaker! And for the record, this is one area in which he <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOAZZPLYWiE">will always be beating Bill Belichick</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5827137/rex-ryan-got-that-awful-calf-tattoo-because-he-believes-in-himself" title="Click here to read more about Rex Ryan Got That Awful Calf Tattoo Because He Believes In Himself">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"Converse sneaks. Check. New tattoo. Check. Rex is ready for camp," Jets EVP Matt Higgins <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/mhigginsjets">tweeted</a> this morning.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5826532/rex-ryans-new-calf-tattoo-is-really-awful" title="Click here to read more about Rex Ryan's New Calf Tattoo Is Really Awful">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				News broke last week that Kevin Durant, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=6108075">the humble 22-year-old</a> who also happens to be a professional basketball player, is <a href="http://deadspin.com/5823860/we-honestly-had-no-idea-kevin-durant-was-so-tatted-up">extremely tatted up</a>. The Thunder blog over at <em>The Oklahoman</em> has <a href="http://newsok.com/yes-kevin-durant-has-tats-and-so-what/article/3588547#ixzz1T8DdRfVc">some specifics on Durant's ink</a>, which &mdash; if you could not already tell from the careful placement &mdash; he covers up in the interest of his public image. He is, after all, playing in a state that only legalized tattoos in 2006:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5824418/kevin-durant-is-not-ashamed-of-his-business-tats" title="Click here to read more about Kevin Durant Is Not Ashamed Of His &quot;Business&quot; Tats">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Super Bowl winners receive championship rings&mdash;expensive, garish things&mdash;but they're tangible. You can hang on to your triumph through karats.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5822371/packers-db-sam-shields-gets-giant-painful+looking-super-bowl-ring-tattooed-on-his-neck" title="Click here to read more about Packers DB Sam Shields Gets Giant, Painful-Looking Super Bowl Ring Tattooed On His Neck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for July 12, <a href="http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/event/article/id/100029957">the day we said goodbye to Stoner Avenue.</a> Photo <a href="http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2011/07/when-a-replica-wwf-title-just-isnt-enough/">via BlackSportsOnline.</a></em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5820342/winner-and-new-heavyweight-champion-of-the-world-this-guys-belly" title="Click here to read more about Winner And New Heavyweight Champion Of The World, This Guy's Belly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Tipster Kyle sent along this photo of some art a co-worker had permanently placed on his body. The subject line was, "The rapiest Ohio State tattoo ever!" Go on:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5819594/this-buckeyes-fan-thought-it-wise-to-get-an-anal+rape-themed-tattoo" title="Click here to read more about This Buckeyes Fan Deemed It Wise To Get An Anal-Rape Themed Tattoo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 Jul 2011 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Hickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dallas Man Explains Why He Got Dirk Nowitzki's Face Tattooed On His Ass, Still Has Some Explaining To Do]]></title>
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				"When Dirk lifted the Larry O'Brien and the MVP trophy it was the greatest sports moment of my life. I sports-cried, called a high school friend that does tattoos and have been on a Dallas Mavericks championship high ever since. Now I realize that I will be sitting on a big German man's face for the rest of my life." [<a href="http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/mixmaster/2011/06/why_i_got_this_tattoo_of_dirk.php">Dallas Observer</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5814838/dallas-man-explains-why-he-got-dirk-nowitzkis-face-tattooed-on-his-ass-still-has-some-explaining-to-do" title="Click here to read more about Dallas Man Explains Why He Got Dirk Nowitzki's Face Tattooed On His Ass, Still Has Some Explaining To Do">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Carmichael]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Brett Keisel's Neptunian Beard Will Be Forever Commemorated On This Idiot's Forearm]]></title>
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				Johnny Menesini, a caterer from Pittsburgh, had Brett Keisel's bearded mug (which is <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5764489">no longer so bearded</a>) <a href="http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/06/15/brett-keisel-fan-tattoo/">tattooed on his forearm</a> recently. We must say that it looks very nice &mdash; despite being a giant face on an elbow crease.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5812355/brett-keisels-neptunian-beard-will-be-forever-commemorated-on-this-idiots-forearm" title="Click here to read more about Brett Keisel's Neptunian Beard Will Be Forever Commemorated On This Idiot's Forearm">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Jun 2011 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Carmichael]]></dc:creator>
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				I don't freakin' know. <a href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/photos-in-need-of-comment/photo-of-a-brave-tattoo-for-66.html">Via Ebert</a>, because why the hell not.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5809185/man-gets-flipper-on-his-stump" title="Click here to read more about Man Gets Flipper On His Stump">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Jun 2011 19:30:19 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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				Andrei Kirilenko got a back tattoo. As far as we can tell, although we don't play Earthdawn ourselves, it is an image of a warrior riding a dragon beast flying creature with strangely-textured giant wings. Let's call it the Russian God of Bad Ideas.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5800082/what-the-hell-did-andrei-kirilenko-do-to-his-back" title="Click here to read more about What The Hell Did Andrei Kirilenko Do To His Back?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 May 2011 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Carmichael]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: lFPhBFZNQkM --><!-- /videoId: lFPhBFZNQkM --> Thanks to Royce from <a href="http://www.dailythunder.com/">DailyThunder.com</a> for sharing what he deemed "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFPhBFZNQkM&feature=youtu.be">Potentially insane female Thunder fan gets massive tattoo on her thigh</a>." When the team moves back to Seattle, Royce will have used one word too many and Priscilla, well, Priscilla seems like she'll be just fine with it anyway.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5792665/heres-video-of-a-kevin-durant-fan-getting-thunder-tattooed-on-her-thigh" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of A Kevin Durant Fan Getting &quot;Thunder&quot; Tattooed On Her Thigh">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 16 Apr 2011 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Tattooed Five <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls10/sugar/news/story?id=5970169">will be back in Columbus next year</a>, per an agreement with Jim Tressel, who will teach the players a hard lesson about not paying for stuff by bringing them back for another year of unpaid football.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5721635/ohio-state-players-who-took-free-stuff-will-return-for-another-year-of-unpaid-labor" title="Click here to read more about Ohio State Players Who Took Discounted Stuff Will Return For Another Year Of Nominally Unpaid Labor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Dec 2010 19:15:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Dude loses Super Bowl XLII bet, gets 6-inch penis wearing Giants helmet tattooed on his thigh. Or maybe he asked a genie for a "giant penis," and it was one of those Monkey's Paw-type ironies. [<a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-is-this-the-worst-punishment-for-a-lost-bet-in-the-history-of-the-world/">Barstool Sports</a>] [Mildly NSFW photo inside]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5686394/if-you-bet-on-the-patriots-youre-a-huge-dick" title="Click here to read more about If You Bet On The Patriots, You're A Huge Dick">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A Chicago woman was shocked to learn she had received a backwards White Sox logo tattoo on her thigh. Which is only marginally worse than having a regular White Sox logo tattoo on your thigh. [<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2784134,backward-sox-tattoo-100810.article">Sun-Times</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5659283/today-in-ill+conceived-ill+executed-tattoos" title="Click here to read more about Today In Ill-Conceived, Ill-Executed Tattoos">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A Bronx man has the names of 35 of his favorite Mets players tattooed on his arms, including Mike Piazza and Francisco Rodriguez. He's running out of space, but might have just enough room for Butch Huskey and Mo Vaughn. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/tat_one_amazin_fan_mvWt7xIg3mxQ08XHfiQ54L">NY Post</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5569000/meet-the-mets-greet-the-mets-get-the-goddamn-mets-tattooed-all-over-yourself" title="Click here to read more about Meet The Mets, Greet The Mets, Get The Goddamn Mets Tattooed All Over Yourself">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 That butt belongs to Gunnery Sgt. Benjamin "Gus" Lepping, an explosive ordnance disposal tech serving in Afghanistan. Reasoning: "What could be better than getting a tattoo of the hottest cougar in the Republican Party?" [<a href="http://militarytimes.com/blogs/battle-rattle/2010/05/27/gunnys-sarah-palin-tattoo-the-butt-of-jokes/">Battle Rattle</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5550477/in-honor-of-memorial-day-heres-a-photo-of-a-marine-with-sarah-palin-tattooed-on-his-ass" title="Click here to read more about In Honor Of Memorial Day, Here's A Photo Of A Marine With Sarah Palin Tattooed On His Ass">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 28 May 2010 16:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5533853/dallas-bradens-dumb-feud-with-a+rod-manages-to-get-dumber">Area code fetishist </a>Dallas Braden went home this weekend to Stockton &mdash; the 209 &mdash; where he and his perfecto were honored by the Athletics' high-A affiliate. The 209 responded with polite applause and another thousand mortgage defaults. [<a href="http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/gen/clubs/t524/photogallery/standard/year_2010/month_05/day_24/cf10390030.html">Minor League Baseball</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5546435/in-dallas-bradens-209-people-get-tattoos-that-read-209" title="Click here to read more about In Dallas Braden's 209, People Get Tattoos That Read &quot;209&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 May 2010 14:15:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Two years of work and $5000 later, the well-traveled utilityman finally completed...something. "[He] said there is no special significance to the design," but I'm pretty sure he's now officially Yakuza. [<a href="http://blogs.ajc.com/jeff-schultz-blog/2010/02/25/hinske-brings-his-living-canvas-tattoos-to-braves/">AJC</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5480604/eric-hinske-some-kind-of-circus-freakshow-now" title="Click here to read more about Eric Hinske Some Kind Of Circus Freakshow Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #joshhaden" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #joshhaden" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/joshhaden/">Josh Haden</a>, so committed to Boston College as to tattoo their logo on his chest, is transferring. He hasn't said where yet, but Bethune-Cookman is probably a good bet. [<a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/college/football/view/20091027bcs_josh_haden_justin_tuggle_to_transfer/">Herald</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5391339/thats-a-stick+on-tattoo-right" title="Click here to read more about That's A Stick-On Tattoo, Right?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Wizards guard spent the offseason getting <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/outlet/2009/sep/28/close-deshawn-stevensons-fresh-ink/">a bizarre Abraham Lincoln tattoo on his neck</a>. (It's like redefining the "neckbeard.") He also got a backward Pirates logo on his face. I'm sure it made sense at the time. [<a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/outlet/2009/sep/28/close-deshawn-stevensons-fresh-ink/">WashTimes</a>/<a href="http://www.truthaboutit.net/2009/09/deshawn-stevensons-new-tattoos-and-abe-lincoln.html">TruthAboutIt</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5370338/a-deshawn-stevenson-divided-against-itself-cannot-stand" title="Click here to read more about A DeShawn Stevenson Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Okay, so I'm this internet creature known as Cajun Boy and I'm guest-editing this here site today. Perhaps you've seen me around on <a href="http://gawker.com/">Gawker</a>, <a href="http://animalnewyork.com/">Animal</a>, my <a href="http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/">dumb blog,</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/thecajunboy">my dumb Twitter,</a> etc. Also, I got my first tattoo last night!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5357883/well-hello-there-stinky-britches" title="Click here to read more about Well Hello There Stinky Britches!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				How does swastika-betatted MMA fighter Toni Valtonen work up the proper level of anger toward his opponents in the ring? Probably by visualizing them in yarmulkes, stealing his money.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5349565/mma-fighters-tats-are-ultimately-offensive" title="Click here to read more about MMA Fighter's Tats Are Ultimately Offensive">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:50:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nick Schuyler's Sad, Inked Tribute To His Friends]]></title>
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				The tattoo at left &mdash; an anchor overlying a cross &mdash; belongs to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NICK SCHUYLER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NICK SCHUYLER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/nick-schuyler/">Nick Schuyler</a>, lone survivor of the Gulf of Mexico boat accident that killed Will Bleakley, Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith. Because this a dumb world, the photo was sent by a Schuyler "fan" to the thedirty.com. [<a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/article1006972.ece">tampabay.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5277834/nick-schuylers-sad-inked-tribute-to-his-friends" title="Click here to read more about Nick Schuyler's Sad, Inked Tribute To His Friends">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:45:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Thin Line Between Fan and Fanatic]]></title>
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				Let's say you love the Chicago Bears. (Relax....it's just an example.) And let's say you don't mind having a few dozen tattoos on your body. That doesn't logically follow that you need 92 Bears autographs permanently inked in your skin.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5277790/the-thin-line-between-fan-and-fanatic" title="Click here to read more about The Thin Line Between Fan and Fanatic">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				New York media, please be on high alert: It turns out the man drafted to save the Jets' franchise from the ghost of Favre and the incompetence of Clemens/Ratliff allegedly is lip- inked and loves doggy-style.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5246962/there-is-another-sanchez-living-inside-mark-sanchezs-mouth" title="Click here to read more about There Is Another Sanchez Living Inside Mark Sanchez's Mouth">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 May 2009 12:30:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Spring is here, which means that once again the Boston sports tattoos are uncovered in all their glory. Look, here's an <strike>insane</strike> interesting one.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5219726/behold-the-frankenstein-boston-sports-tattoo" title="Click here to read more about Behold The Frankenstein Boston Sports Tattoo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:45:42 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The 2008-09 Cleveland Cavaliers have earned a reputation as being not only an excellent basketball team but also a loose, fun-loving crew. This fun apparently includes drawing <a href="http://shaversports.blogspot.com/2009/04/anderson-varejao-inked-up-as-chosen-2.html">fake tattoos</a> on each others' backs.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5207410/your-easter-weekend-nba-man-meat" title="Click here to read more about Your Easter Weekend NBA Man Meat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				This is a level of dedication to the <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PITTSBURGH STEELERS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PITTSBURGH STEELERS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/pittsburgh-steelers/">Pittsburgh Steelers</a> that will forever be questioned by the men in her life. I don't think she cares.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5142435/thats-no-buzzsaw" title="Click here to read more about That's No Buzzsaw">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:45:32 EST]]></pubDate>
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