Leonsis, right before his face was melted Raiders of the Lost Ark style. (Photo credit: Alex Brandon/AP)

The following is the most satisfying three-act play you will ever witness, in which Washington Capitals owner Ted Leonsis attempts to make a crack about Yahoo’s decline and dragged out sale process, and gets positively roasted by Puck Daddy proprietor Greg Wyshynski in return:

Leonsis has no response, because it’s impossible to send tweets after you’ve been burnt to a crisp.