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			<title><![CDATA[NFL Players Will Be Tweeting During The Pro Bowl Tonight]]></title>
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				In a not-so-stunning reversal of policy, Roger Goodell will keep his sticky fingers out of the wallets of NFL Players who are found tweeting during game action tonight. The NFL will actually allow players to tweet from the sidelines during the Pro Bowl and even encourage players to update Facebook. Maybe even Linkedin, depending on their performance. NFL spokesman, Brian McCarthy, said the move is a blatant ratings grab at the expense of the sanctity of The Shield because no one cares about the Pro Bowl. Or something.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5880270/nfl-players-will-be-tweeting-during-the-pro-bowl-tonight" title="Click here to read more about NFL Players Will Be Tweeting During The Pro Bowl Tonight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1486 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1486 --> Terrell Owens is attempting a quick comeback from his rumored April surgery to repair a torn ACL, but his workout show Tuesday <a href="http://nfl.si.com/2011/10/25/terrell-owens-works-out-but-no-nfl-teams-show/">played to an empty crowd</a>. That didn't keep NFL Network&mdash;led by Andrew Siciliano, Charles Davis, and Lindsay Soto&mdash;from dedicating a full hour to coverage, which proved to be a slow descent into madness. [<a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8237837b/article/agent-titans-looking-at-to-but-wouldnt-hold-private-workout?module=HP11_headline_stack">NFL Network</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5853316/nobody-came-to-tos-workout-except-nfl-network-who-spent-an-hour-talking-about-shirts" title="Click here to read more about Nobody Came To T.O.'s Workout Except NFL Network, Who Spent An Hour Talking About Shirts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:48:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Watch Stephen A. Smith And Terrell Owens Struggle To Define The Word &quot;Soon&quot;]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: -t_BxSGmiKk --><!-- /videoId: -t_BxSGmiKk --> Tipster Stephen N. just sent in this compelling sliver of an interview between two noble men. So, thanks for that.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5851969/watch-stephen-a-smith-and-terrell-owens-struggle-to-define-the-word-soon" title="Click here to read more about Watch Stephen A. Smith And Terrell Owens Struggle To Define The Word &quot;Soon&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Oct 2011 23:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: gGeYvQ05tv4 --><!-- /videoId: gGeYvQ05tv4 --> <em>Your morning roundup for Oct. 1, <a href="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2011/09/florida_sex_with_animals_zoophilia.php">the day the nanny state says you're no longer allowed to legally fornicate with animals in Florida</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5845552/listen-to-the-longest-soccer-goal-call-without-a-pause-ever" title="Click here to read more about Listen To The Longest Soccer Goal Call Without A Pause Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 "NFL star Terrell Owens was pulled over and cited in L.A. this week for allegedly driving SOLO in the carpool lane ... [A]ccording to law enforcement, once Owens was pulled over ... cops also cited him for an expired registration ... and having overly-tinted windows." [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/17/terrell-owens-cincinnati-bengals-pulled-over-cited-ticketed-carpool-lane-violation-tinted-windows-expired-registration/#.TnT3zU8qbWw">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5841390/unemployed-wr-terrell-owens-is-the-selfish-driver-of-a-2003-vw-beetle" title="Click here to read more about Unemployed WR Terrell Owens Is The Selfish Driver Of A 2003 VW Beetle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				That's praise on your work ethic from a three-time MVP, T.O. She has two championships. Why can't the girl get an RT? [<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/LisaLeslie/status/108664901387554816">Twitter</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5835976/terrell-owens-nfl-receiver-whom-no-team-wants-can-find-comfort-in-support-from-lisa-leslie" title="Click here to read more about Terrell Owens, NFL Receiver Whom No Team Wants, Can Find Comfort In Support From Lisa Leslie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for July 2, <a href="http://www.10news.com/news/28414874/detail.html">the day a few Marines face time in the brig because they married solely for money</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5817584/bikini+clad-russian-soccer-players-declare-that-the-time-of-female-football-has-come-are-correct" title="Click here to read more about Bikini-Clad Russian Soccer Players Declare That The &quot;Time Of Female Football Has Come,&quot; Are Correct">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When the season is actually delayed, we'll hate the NFL lockout for that. But for now we're just pissed at Goodell and/or De Smith that there's no football news out there. Summers suck for sports, and NFL draft/free agency/holdouts/training camp talk are an entire second season that we're lacking. Which is why we're always happy to have the headline-making Terrell Owens in our lives.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5815803/this-is-the-most-to-thing-youve-ever-done" title="Click here to read more about This Is The Most T.O. Thing You've Ever Done">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This week's episode of <em>The T.Ocho Show</em> drew a 0.1 rating, or slightly more than 100,000 people. Why, that's barely better than playoff baseball! [<a href="http://www.sportsmediawatch.net/2010/10/more-ratings-barely-over-100000-watch.html">Sports Media Watch</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5670942/good-work-america" title="Click here to read more about Good Work, America">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The lovelorn Owens will shell out up to $150,000 to <a href="http://www.kelleher-international.com/">an "upscale matchmaking service"</a> to find him a woman who looks like Kim Kardashian. Cincinnati isn't much of a meat market, huh? [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/owens_tries_pass_jUMCylUQQnoMQ3bh1t5ZoK">NY Post</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5666651/terrell-owens-hires-a-pimp-sorry-matchmaker" title="Click here to read more about Terrell Owens Hires A Pimp. Sorry, &quot;Matchmaker&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Former Philadelphia Eagles special-teamer Jason Short spoke to <a href="http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/09/in-his-playing-days-former.html.php">NBC's Out Of Bounds</a> about things he remembers from his playing days like concussions, wedge-busting, Iggles fans, concussions, Sean Morey's concussions, and concussions. But one section about T.O. is pretty hilarious.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5646249/brilliant-details-from-the-fabled-terrell-owens-hugh-douglas-fistfight" title="Click here to read more about Brilliant Details From The Fabled Terrell Owens, Hugh Douglas Fistfight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5598946/chad-ochocinco-might-have-disproportionate-expectations-for-this-season" title="Click here to read more about Chad Ochocinco Might Have Disproportionate Expectations For This Season">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Let's be honest: Cleveland wasn't The Decision's biggest victim. Terrell Owens was. Don't believe me? Just interrupt Terrell Owens from his driveway sit-ups regimen and ask Terrell Owens yourself. That's what 104.5 The Zone radio in Nashville did the other day. For its <a href="http://www.1045thezone.com/">3 Hour Lunch</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5583874/unemployed-wide-receiver-if-i-was-lebron-id-be-an-employed-wide-receiver" title="Click here to read more about Unemployed Wide Receiver: If I Was LeBron, I'd Be An Employed Wide Receiver">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5476363/the-one-with-the-naked-danish-curling-lady" title="Click here to read more about The One With The Naked Danish Curling Lady">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yesterday's big Super Bowl throwdown: a pool party thrown by T.O., Chad Ochocinco and Ludacris. Strange enough, without the showstopping appearance of the woman involved in a custody battle with Dwight Howard.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5464611/dwight-howards-baby-mama-is-the-early-star-of-super-bowl-week" title="Click here to read more about Dwight Howard's Baby Mama Is The Early Star Of Super Bowl Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The two men responsible for one of the NFL's most public Biggie vs. Tupac-like feuds have settled their differences after years of petty beefs and diss tracks. <a href="http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2007/02/02/feud-over-terrell-owens-and-donovan-mcnabb-hug-it-out-in-miami/">Miami seems to bring these two closer all the time</a>.[<a href="http://www.drewreports.com/2010/02/drewreportscom-snapshots-265/">Drew Reports</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5464140/donovan-mcnabb-and-terrell-owens-have-taken-a-bite-out-of-black+on+black-crime" title="Click here to read more about Donovan McNabb And Terrell Owens Have Taken A Bite Out Of Black-On-Black Crime">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Disclosure: thanks to a friend in editorial, I'm often one of the anonymous guys in the "men tell you what they really want" articles at Cosmo. That's my excuse for knowing that this month's issue features some football players.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5375843/nfl-players-softer-sides-are-just-as-dumb" title="Click here to read more about NFL Players' Softer Sides Are Just As Dumb">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5371706/hgh-is-poed-at-to" title="Click here to read more about HGH Is P.O.'ed At T.O.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Buffalo sports media can't wait to blast <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a> for shooting his mouth off to reporters&mdash;only he hasn't done that yet, so they'll just have to <a href="http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/story/796930.html">blast him</a> for being polite instead.  Wait &mdash; what?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5361066/buffalo-columnist-outraged-by-tos-good-behavior" title="Click here to read more about Buffalo Columnist Outraged By T.O.'s Good Behavior">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There have been a lot of sports-themed reality shows on TV lately&mdash;<em>Superstars, Fourth and Long, The T.O. Show</em>, etc.&mdash;and they all have two things in common. They are terrible and people hate them. So let's greenlight some more!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5329856/terrible-ratings-wont-stop-onslaught-of-sports-reality-shows" title="Click here to read more about Terrible Ratings Won't Stop Onslaught Of Sports Reality Shows">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				T.O. drives the Buffalonians bananas on his first day at mini-camp. You get the impression that this is the one place in the NFL universe where his spectacle isn't only welcome, but desperately needed. (PHOTO: H/T William V.) [<a href="http://www.buffalonews.com/452/story/744127.html">Buffalo New</a>s]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5323059/to-explains-to-trent-edwards-exactly-when-hell-make-his-life-miserable" title="Click here to read more about T.O. Explains To Trent Edwards Exactly When He'll Make His Life Miserable">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I was surprised to learn "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SUPERSTARS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SUPERSTARS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/the-superstars/">The Superstars</a>" was actually on last night, opposite the All-Star Pregame. (Counterprogramming!) Thanks to the magic of time travel, I have learned that the episode was way more pointless than usual.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5315279/terrell-owens-suddenly-remembers-he-has-this-thing-he-has-to-be-at" title="Click here to read more about Terrell Owens Suddenly Remembers He Has This Thing He Has To Be At">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				ABC made a mistake when they somehow let the <s>only</s>most marketable face on their game show get booted off in the first week. Well, thanks to the magic of television that's all a distant memory!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5305513/terrell-owens-and-joanna-krupa-rise-from-the-dead" title="Click here to read more about Terrell Owens and Joanna Krupa Rise From The Dead">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				By now you've certainly seen the video of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOANNA KRUPA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOANNA KRUPA" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/joanna-krupa/">Joanna Krupa</a> going all <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a> on....<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmPfLRsx_Bs">Terrell Owens</a> (language NSFW), but if you didn't actually watch "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SUPERSTARS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SUPERSTARS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/the-superstars/">The Superstars</a>" last night than you must hate <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMERICANA AND APPLE PIE, BABY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMERICANA AND APPLE PIE, BABY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/americana-and-apple-pie%2c-baby/">Americana and apple pie, baby</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5302136/the-superstars-loses-its-superstar" title="Click here to read more about The Superstars Loses Its Superstar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Now that the city of Buffalo is a wholly-owned subsidiary of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a>, Inc., he's just going to go ahead and do his own sports reports, thank you very much. [<a href="http://www.wkbw.com/news/local/45363652.html">WKBW</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5260957/only-terrell-owens-can-cover-terrell-owens" title="Click here to read more about Only Terrell Owens Can Cover Terrell Owens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a> has been a Buffalo Bill for all of about six hours, but he's already the most beloved free agent acquisition in the history of football. Although to be fair....we are talking about Buffalo.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5259574/terrell-owens-makes-buffalo-seem-like-an-exciting-place-to-live" title="Click here to read more about Terrell Owens Makes Buffalo Seem Like An Exciting Place To Live">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Because television officially ran out of ideas six years ago, ABC is bringing back "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstars">Superstars</a>," the insane multi-sport athletic competition designed to humiliate your childhood heroes. And guess who is the starring superstar!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5221380/the-glorious-return-of-the-superstars" title="Click here to read more about The Glorious Return Of The &quot;Superstars&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Bills <strike>vandals</strike> fans welcome <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a> in their unique way. He should be in town eight times this season, so hopefully he'll see this.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5185677/meanwhile-on-the-kensington-expressway-" title="Click here to read more about Meanwhile, On The Kensington Expressway ...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				That's a new one. I've heard "I drummer to my own drummer"  many times, but not that. And that's one of the many enlightening things <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a> told Buffalonians <a href="http://rochesterhomepage.net/content/fulltext/?cid=74971">during his introductory press conference</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5166364/terrell-owens-i-beat-to-my-own-beat" title="Click here to read more about Terrell Owens: "I Beat To My Own Beat"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				ESPN says <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a> has signed a 1-year, $6.5 million deal with Buffalo. Wait ... the Buffalo <em>Bills</em>? Well, I certainly did not see that one coming. [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3960653">ESPN</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5166168/terrell-owens-signs-with-buffalo-bills" title="Click here to read more about Terrell Owens Signs With Buffalo Bills">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:00:18 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Fine. KOGOD's source might have misinterpreted the Nashville sighting. But tell me this, oh mighty chroniclers of facts &mdash; can you do a <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-maj-will-stop-at-nothing-to-get-the-pretzel-guys-attention.html">gay chimpanzee pretzel dance</a>? Nope.   [<a href="http://blogs.nbcsports.com/home/archives/2009/03/despite-rumor-titans-arent-int.html">NBC Sports Blogs</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5165870/to-not-headed-to-tennessee" title="Click here to read more about T.O. Not Headed To Tennessee">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:00:53 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a>' options grow more limited by the hour, as more teams go on record saying they don't want the controversial wide receiver. His agent, however, says all is good.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5165489/even-alaska-wants-nothing-to-do-with-to" title="Click here to read more about Even Alaska Wants Nothing To Do With T.O.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				According to KSK, T.O. and Drew  Rosenhaus were spotted at Nashville airport at 7 a.m. this morning. Owens would do wonders for Vince Young's self-esteem issues.[<a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/12425.html">KSK</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5165461/to-headed-to-tennessee-titans" title="Click here to read more about T.O. Headed To Tennessee Titans?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Much freewheeling speculation on the Interwebs today about where <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TERRELL OWENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/terrell-owens/">Terrell Owens</a> will end up, but if you want to put your money where your mouth is, one site is actually booking odds.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5164955/which-team-has-best-odds-of-landing-to-update" title="Click here to read more about Which Team Has Best Odds Of Landing T.O.? (Update)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There must be a hundred reasons why the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DALLAS COWBOYS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DALLAS COWBOYS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/dallas-cowboys/">Dallas Cowboys</a>' 2008 season was an utter failure, but after thinking it over it seems that Jerry Jones has decided to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3953647">blame it all on Terrell Owens</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5164754/cowboys-cut-their-losses-and-terrell-owens" title="Click here to read more about Cowboys Cut Their Losses and Terrell Owens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Dallas owner, and noted crazy person, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JERRY JONES" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JERRY JONES" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jerry-jones/">Jerry Jones</a> has issued an organizational gag order to prevent leaks, even the ones that aren't real.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5158259/jerry-wishes-everyone-would-just-shut-the-hell-up" title="Click here to read more about Jerry Wishes Everyone Would Just Shut the Hell Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Dear VH1: Please develop a reality series starring Terrell Owens, in which he examines his many personal problems with his publicists. P.S., I am not a crackpot.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5140229/strange-times-keep-getting-stranger-in-the-world-of-the-dallas-cowboys" title="Click here to read more about Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:30:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Ed Werder didn't garner any respect from Cowboys fans (<a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/12/cowboys-fan-heckles-ed-werder.html">clearly</a>) when he reported a rift between most of the Cowboys' playmakers in early December. Now, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3833575">Werder's saying  (again) that T.O. might get cut</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5131892/ed-werder-continues-to-disrupt-the-fragile-dynamic-of-the-cowboys" title="Click here to read more about Ed Werder Continues To Disrupt The Fragile Dynamic Of The Cowboys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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