Maybe you're wondering, on this crisp Saturday morning, Deadspin, how could we possibly know if Terry Bradshaw would or would not fuck some unidentified person's old, ugly-ass mother? That's a very personal preference of Terry's to claim knowledge of. A fair question. The answer: he said it on live television. Breaking News!
Bradshaw was doing a little bit of the Sorkin walk-and-talk with Jimmy Johnson during a commercial break on Fox Football Daily Friday at the very moment FS1 did a live look-in and blammo, there he is telling Johnson "besides I wouldn't have fucked his old ugly-ass mother anyways. God dang. I got more pride than that."
So now you know.