Yesterday, the Mets got smoked 9-0 by the Arizona Diamondbacks, a bad baseball team that somehow managed a three-game sweep against New York. Mets manager Terry Collins was not happy with his team’s effort level during the series, and expressed his displeasure in a postgame rant.


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Hoo boy, Terry Collins is spittin’ mad! Here’s the full transcript, in all its glory:

We’ve certainly seen more fiery speeches from angry coaches, but this one does a great job of hitting all the classic talking points. The game is hard! You have to be professional! It’s on all of us! If you don’t want to play, I’ll find someone who does!