The Sochi Winter Games closing ceremony was pretty boring. This Tetris-themed and inspirational moment from today's Paralympic Winter Games closing ceremony blows anything we saw three weeks ago out of the water.

Here we have Russian rowing champion Alexei Chuvashev climbing a long-ass rope to reach a Tetris block above the word "impossible." You can pretty much figure out where it's going from there. We lamented a lack of references to the iconic Russian video game last time we were in Sochi; now we know they were saving it for when it really mattered. Now, about Crimea... [NBC]