Kevin Kolb Is Going To Be So Jealous

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Kevin Kolb Is Going To Be So Jealous

Kevin Kolb Is Going To Be So Jealous

It took 9 shots and 3 hours (that had to be pleasant for the animal), but the end result is a sense of pride for an 11-year-old and a truckload of pork. Young Jamison Stone killed a 9-foot, 1051 pound wild hog in Alabama.

"It feels really good," Jamison said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."

You sure, junior? You might wake up tomorrow and decide to start hunting ... I don't know, Cadillacs or national monuments.

It tops the previous gigantic hog record of 8 feet and 800 pounds (of course, these numbers are disputed) for a hog killed in Georgia. Eventually, one of the massive beasts is going to get proactive and bag a record 11-year-old.

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