What you missed while being reminded not to feed the Ape...

• NBA: The Celtics have really carried over that road warrior status from the regular season, lose badly to the Cavs 108-84. But LeBron still didn't shoot particularly well!
  
• NHL: Red Wings take a 2-0 series lead over the Stars with a 2-1 win that includes just enough goalie fights.
  
• MLB: The Cardinals manage to not blow a save! Oh wait. Not Izzy. Right. Check.
  
• NASCAR: Kyle Busch wins at Darlington. Thus concludes Christmas Ape's NASCAR coverage.