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There seems to be an overabundance of sports-related testicle injuries over the past three months. First it was Felix Pie's "<a href="http://deadspin.com/363216/felix-pie-out-with-a-yeeeeeeeoooooowwww">twisted testicle</a>", then Flyers' winger Patrick Thoresen's <a href="http://deadspin.com/379930/do-protective-cups-even-help-any-more">severe testicle bruising</a> and, now, most horrifying of them all, Arizona Diamondbacks' catcher Chris Snyder's <a href="http://arizona.diamondbacks.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080701&content_id=3042535&vkey=news_ari&fext=.jsp&c_id=ari">"fractured"</a> testicle, which he will have surgery on today. Snyder was hit with a foul ball in the groin area on Monday night and later diagnosed with a "left testicular fracture."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5021387/chris-snyder-would-not-like-to-be-a-member-of-this-club" title="Click here to read more about Chris Snyder Would Not Like To Be A Member Of This Club">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:00:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://deadspin.com/363216/felix-pie-out-with-a-yeeeeeeeoooooowwww">The sad saga of Felix Pie</a> took a new twist yesterday, and we're sorry we just used that punnish metaphor and actually have doubled over in our chair and are fighting off dry heaves. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/366269/felix-pies-minor-surgery-no-big-deal-nothing-to-see-here" title="Click here to read more about Felix Pie's Minor Surgery, No Big Deal, Nothing To See Here">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Cubs have suffered a spate of unfortunate and somewhat bizarre injuries already this spring. Alfonso Soriano has a fractured finger. Jose Ascanio had a bruised face after getting punched in a robbery attempt. Mark DeRosa was hospitalized with an irregular heartbeat. But none has a painful tale as twisted as poor outfielder Felix Pie.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/363216/felix-pie-out-with-a-yeeeeeeeoooooowwww" title="Click here to read more about Felix Pie Out With A YEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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