The Knicks did what they do best last night: they lost a game in hilariously inept fashion. While that's bad news for Knicks fans, it's good news for people who like schadenfreude. In that spirit, here are the best of last night's postgame quotes, ranked.

7. J.R. Smith: "We knew we had three timeouts. We have guys who [have] been in this league, 11, 10 years. We were on the floor. We just have to do a better job of that. We can't put everything in coach's hand because he's out there thinking and reacting like we are. We have to do a better job as players and be generals out there."

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4. Mike Woodson: "I probably should have taken it, the timeout, there at the end."

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