What to watch while the floor lamp watches you back, lovingly ...
• 8:00 p.m. — NFL Playoffs: Jacksonville Jaguars at New England Patriots. Josh Scobee won't be wearing heated pants, but hasn't ruled out pink boxers. [CBS]
• 8:00 p.m. — C.O.P.S. They're not new, but what the hell difference does that make? [FOX]
• 9:00 p.m. — College basketball: Kansas at Nebraska. KU is no longer just a basketball school, it's also a football school. Whereas NU is currently neither. [ESPN]