Another entry in our growing collection of unsolicited letters. If your company has received anything as absurd as a request to be in porn or a plea for an NBA roster spot, send it in.

Today's comes from reader Sean, who used to work at a criminal justice book publishing house. A few years back he found this letter in the slush pile. While the pitch was not accepted, I concur with Sean when he says he'd really, really like to read Cry Smiling.

The Best Book Pitch Ever Comes From An Imprisoned Bank Robber

Once again, if you have any good unsolicited letters lying around, we'd love to see them.