The Media Pearl-Clutching Over Kobe Bryant's Call Of Duty Commercial Has Begun

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By Tommy Craggs Nov 17, 2010 4:15 PM

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The Media Pearl-Clutching Over Kobe Bryant’s Call Of Duty Commercial Has Begun

This is the commercial. This is Tim Keown's ESPN.com column, which is straight out of the Cokie Roberts "Oh noes! Blowjobs!" school of punditry. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN BEING USED FOR RHETORICAL EFFECT BY ANOTHER COLUMNIST GROUCHING ABOUT POP CULTURE?

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