Mike Krzyzewski did not partake in DJ Steve Porter's Auto-Tuned "Duke Worldwide" music video, so we went into the Deadspin recording studio (it's called GarageBand and it's probably on your Mac) and mixed one ourselves.

Since he has the second-least expressive voice in the universe (Bill Belichick is first, of course), Coach K does not make for very exciting Auto-Tune—but since he did allow us to make him say "a smorgasbord of money" over a T-Pain instrumental, we're grateful to him.

The man is about winning. He has 900 career wins, and he's on schedule to surpass Bob Knight's all-time mark (902) against Michigan State on Nov. 15.