This video's apparently a few days old, but it's new to us. A group of fishermen floating near the Dominican Coast made the most effortless catch ever when a 350-pound blue marlin jumped onto their boat, essentially invalidating the whole point of fishing.

The men planned to release the fish with a death wish back into the water, but the marlin died of its injuries. They ended up giving it to some local fishermen. For some reason, this (shitty vertical) marlin attack video isn't soundtracked by Kenny Loggins, which is bullshit.

[First Coast News]