Seems a few Red Sox were involved in a charity dance-off over the weekend, and, my stars, did raillery ensure. Those Red Sox! Such wacky, charitable funsters!

Out in Centerfield has a recap. As does Sox & Dawgs. And probably every other goddamn Sawx blog on the Innerwebs. Highlights include Jonathan Papelbon in a frilly, meshy number (My friend, who is a Red Sox fan so leave me alone RSN, says he always looks like a member of the Wehrmacht) and Dustin Pedroia had DADDY written on his chest in Sharpie. Mike Lowell managed to look respectable twirling around a lady who might or might not be Rose McGowan.

And I think Hank Steinbrenner showed up at some point and stole all the charity money whilst popping and locking. Because the rivalry is as intense as EVAH!