The L.A. Kings' Official Site Has Been Covering The NHL Trade Deadline In Superb FashionS

Once again, the L.A. Kings organization has proven itself to be better at doing the internet than any other professional sports team. The team's official site features a trade deadline tracker, and whoever is in charge of doing the updates has been having a great time.

Each capsule of analysis is written in all caps, and reads like it is being shouted by a monotoned simpleton between bites of nacho cheese Doritos. Want an expert opinion on the Bishop-Conacher trade? You got it:

HE'S SO SMALL! HE'S SO BIG! OTTAWA GETS THE TINY CALDER CANDIDATE WHO RECENTLY HAS SEEN HIS ICE TIME DIMINISH.

How about that Jason Pominville trade?

BUFFALO TRADES THEIR CAPTAIN CONTINUING THEIR GARAGE SALE. THE WILD ARE 8-2 IN THEIR LAST 10 AND POMINVILLE IS THAT LAST PIECE THEY THINK WILL TAKE THEM TO THE CUP (IT PROBABLY WON'T)

This how trade deadlines were meant to be covered.

[LA Kings]