Two sad, possibly drunk guys just sort of lean on each other in the way that sad, possibly drunk guys tend to do when they start a fight that they don't necessarily want to finish, and the world cries out for a hero to stop this madness. In comes Superman, who defuses the situation, and pauses in front of the camera to hit us with a nice little catch phrase.

Superman's strength and swagger eventually abandoned him, though, because he later found himself stuck in a very, very drunk man's headlock.

Baseball fans are the coolest.

[SB Nation]