The Newest Celtics Look So Very Sad

Every single quote from the introductory press conference for Kris Humphries, MarShon Brooks, and Keith Bogans just leads you further down into the pit of infinite sadness.

“Kris Humphries, 10th year, excited to be here,” Humphries said, his voice trailing off almost as if asking a question.

The only question remaining is which of these players will be traded before the summer ends, and which will get to help the Celtics tank for the 2014 lottery.

Update: More photos, from AP Images:

The Newest Celtics Look So Very SadS

The Newest Celtics Look So Very SadS

[via Darren Heitner]