Since heading overseas in 2010 to begin playing in the Chinese Basketball Association, Stephon Marbury has racked up plenty of nifty achievements—three CBA championships, a statue in his likeness, the exclusive status of a permanent residence permit, a museum dedicated to him, and now a movie about his life story in which he plays himself. My Other Home was announced last year and will be released later this summer (in Chinese theaters only, sorry). And Jesus Christ, it looks intense. Sobbing! Screaming crowds! A furious crescendo dropping into a frightening silence! Baron Davis!

Are you ready????? Stephon Marbury wants you to be READY.