The United States Men’s National Team will open the Copa America Centenario—a wonderfully entertaining Frankentournament that the U.S. is hosting only through sheer force of corruption—with a match against Colombia tonight in Santa Clara, Calif. Colombia is the shit. They could have taken down Brazil at the last World Cup, and they have a roster full of technically-gifted players strewn across the Champions League and Europe. Los Cafeteros are ranked No. 4 in the world for good reason, and they brought an A-team to the United States.
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