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			<title><![CDATA[Theo Epstein's Full-Page Ad Thanks Everyone In Boston, Even Larry Lucchino]]></title>
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				There's an unwritten rule that personnel moves aren't made during the World Series, so as to keep the focus on actual baseball. That rule was waived in Theo Epstein's case, because no one wants the Red Sox or Cubs to be in the news longer than absolutely necessary. So Theo's gone to Chicago (even if <a href="http://www.csnne.com/blog/redsox-talk/post/Selig-to-Sox-and-Cubs-Youre-on-the-clock?blockID=581840&feedID=3352">Bud Selig has threatened to step in to end this mess</a>), and to close out his decade in Boston, <a href="http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/7140772/theo-epstein-offers-infinite-thanks-boston-red-sox-ad">he took out a full-page ad in yesterday's <i>Globe</i>.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5852721/theo-epsteins-full+page-ad-thanks-everyone-in-boston-even-larry-lucchino" title="Click here to read more about Theo Epstein's Full-Page Ad Thanks Everyone In Boston, Even Larry Lucchino">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Oct 2011 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: g325BVLWm8U --><!-- /videoId: g325BVLWm8U --> <em>Your morning roundup for Oct. 22, <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9QG85M00.htm">the day we realized Jack Daniel's prices are probably going to rise</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5852176/arizonas-referee-streaker-faces-up-to-18-months-of-hard-time" title="Click here to read more about Arizona's Referee Streaker Faces Up To 18 Months Of Hard Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Oct 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It took two weeks, but the <em>Boston Globe</em> has produced the definitive grisly autopsy of the 2011 Boston Red Sox meltdown, and it's lurid, all right. (You'll recall that the <a href="http://deadspin.com/5845213/the-best-four-minutes-of-baseball-last-night-presented-in-split-screen">team collapsed in epic fashion</a> and missed the playoffs.) The <em>Globe's</em> <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2011/10/12/red_sox_unity_dedication_dissolved_during_epic_late_season_collapse/?page=full">story</a> is full of drink and drugs and player grousing, but the story's existence and its tone tell us more, maybe, about why the Red Sox failed. Ownership and management are lashing out anonymously at the players and Terry Francona for one wretched month, and the <em>Globe</em> is their faithful stenographer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5848921/pitchers-hooked-on-beer-fried-chicken-and-video-games-francona-on-pills-the-boston-globes-version-of-the-2011-red-sox-collapse" title="Click here to read more about Pitchers Hooked On Beer, Fried Chicken, And Video Games! Francona On Pills! The Boston Globe's Version Of The 2011 Red Sox Collapse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:40:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Theo Epstein Reportedly On The Verge Of Leaving Boston To Rescue The Cubs]]></title>
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				"Two baseball sources have confirmed that Theo Epstein is on the cusp of leaving his job as general manager of the Red Sox to accept a position with the Chicago Cubs that is believed to include powers greater than he has in Boston, with an announcement expected to be made 'within the next 24 to 48 hours.'" Oops! Boston just imploded. [<a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/baseball/red_sox/view.bg?articleid=1372633&pos=breaking">Boston Herald</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5848859/theo-epstein-reportedly-on-the-verge-of-leaving-boston-to-rescue-the-cubs" title="Click here to read more about Theo Epstein Reportedly On The Verge Of Leaving Boston To Rescue The Cubs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:25:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 4, the day <a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2011/10/worst_ad_campai.php">we saw the worst ad campaign ever</a>. The report on Epstein being granted permission to speak with the Cubs is <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2011/10/cubs_ask_permis.html">here</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5846679/this-evening-could-theo-epstein-be-jamming-with-the-cubs-next-season" title="Click here to read more about This Evening: Could Theo Epstein Be Jamming With The Cubs Next Season?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Oct 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Red Sox, in full panic mode and mistakenly believing they were allowed a 45-man roster, are now collecting baseball players the way most people collect baseball cards: They don't have the space or use for them.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5321055/red-sox-trading-for-players-they-dont-even-want" title="Click here to read more about Red Sox Trading For Players They Don't Even Want">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In another chapter in our repeated quest to understand the quixotic planet of Red Sox Nation, we delve down the rabbit hole of the saga of Clay Buchholz.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/297110/theo-epstein-is-a-robot-and-will-eventually-enslave-us-all" title="Click here to read more about Theo Epstein Is A Robot And Will Eventually Enslave Us All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. <a href="mailto:ajdau1@yahoo.com">Email him</A> to let him know what you think.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/285572/wholl-be-the-first-baseball-general-manager-to-get-publicly-smeared" title="Click here to read more about Who'll Be The First Baseball General Manager To Get Publicly Smeared?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sorry, ladies of Boston: Your hopes of bedding the youngest GM in baseball history, the man partly responsible for the Red Sox World Championship and one rockin' guitar hero are over. Red Sox GM Theo Epstein <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2007/01/31/hitch_was_in_his_plan/">went out and got himself secretly married last month</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/232807/an-entirely-different-kind-of-monkey-suit" title="Click here to read more about An Entirely Different Kind Of Monkey Suit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, the golden boy Theo Epstein has returned to the Boston Red Sox, and as <a href="http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/">you could probably guess</A>, Red Sox fans are rather excited. (Our favorite take is, typically, <A href="http://www.soxaholix.com/tp/2006/01/now_where_were_.html">Soxaholix's</a>: "Zeus has sent thundah out of a cleah blue sky 
 Odysseus has returned!")				<a href="http://deadspin.com/149699/hes-not-theos-curly+haired-boyfriend" title="Click here to read more about He's Not Theo's Curly-Haired Boyfriend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In yet another example of how Red Sox fans are so frighteningly devoted that they can get the people who run their team to do <EM>anything</EM>, Red Sox owner John Henry <a href="http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?s=7c5deccb5fca1ce8a6ebe9f289199c27&showtopic=1692&st=40">showed up on Sons Of Sam Horn yesterday</A> to respond to various fans' questions. Say what you will about the coldness of Red Sox management, but they are popping up in online fan forums. We can't imagine, say, George Steinbrenner pulling that.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/138982/baseball-owners-and-their-emoticons" title="Click here to read more about Baseball Owners And Their Emoticons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We admire Theo Epstein as much as anyone &mdash; OK, maybe a <EM>little</EM> less &mdash; but secretly we've always kind of suspected that, for all the Yale and sabremetrics and what-not, he's pretty much just a big dumb likable Boston frat guy like pretty much everybody else our age we run into while out in Boston. (Don't hate! Not an insult! We love Boston's nightlife!) We think we came to this conclusion when we saw him celebrating right after the Red Sox won the World Series; he was jumping up and down and screaming like a guy who had just hit a particularly huge shot in Golden Tee. We like this about him; do not get us wrong.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/138237/theo-epstein-is-stoked-dude" title="Click here to read more about Theo Epstein Is STOKED, Dude!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				All kinds of rumblings today about <a href="http://www.baseballmusings.com/archives/012278.php">Theo Epstein potentially coming back as Red Sox GM</A>, with the <EM>Boston Herald</eM> reporting that several Boston officials have been trying to talk him back into the job. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/136219/could-theo-be-returning" title="Click here to read more about Could Theo Be Returning?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Some stories, you really just have to let speak for themselves. General manager Theo Epstein <a href="http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=109903&format=text">evading reporters on the day he resigned by wearing a gorilla costume</A>? That would be one of them.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/134749/at-least-he-wasnt-wearing-that-dumb-bk-king-mask" title="Click here to read more about At Least He Wasn't Wearing That Dumb BK King Mask">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				That guy right there isn't just <EM>Boston Globe</EM> columnist Dan Shaughnessy, strikingly handsome man; he's also Dan Shaughnessy, Most Hated Man In Boston. As if Shaughnessy hadn't caused Bostonians enough pain throughout the years with his Curse business, he might very well be the man most responsible for the <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/saying-goodbye-to-theo-134356.php">departure of the one man who brought a World Series title to Boston</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/134480/the-real-reason-theos-gone" title="Click here to read more about The REAL Reason Theo's Gone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A friend of ours &mdash; one of those overeducated, statistically minded fellows who believes an MBA, a cellphone and lots of Diet Coke can solve all the world's problems &mdash; says that if he were owner of a sports team, he'd pay three times what everyone else pays for high-quality general managers, because they're the ones who are <EM>really</EM> important. This strikes us very much like what Neal Pollack in Slate called <a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2125228/">"the deathly dull machinations of the general manager"</A>; we're getting to the point where we're actually congratulating the short bald guy more than we are the fella who actually hits the homers. Is Theo Epstein more valuable than Manny Ramirez? Legitimate debate in Boston right now.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/133292/get-your-short-balding-guys" title="Click here to read more about Get Your Short, Balding Guys!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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