What to watch while you figure out where the hell Rick Chandler ran off to....

• MLB: New York Yankees at Tampa Bay (7 p.m., EST): The reanimation of Carl Pavano continues as he attempts to win his third game in a row for the Yankees without having one of his body parts fall off on the mound. [ESPN]

• Tennis: U.S. Open Quarterfinals (7 p.m., USA): Two relatively unknown African-American sisters square-off with one another in a major tournament. When does that ever happen in this sport? [USA]

• Poker: World Series (7 p.m., ESPN2): Watch men in sunglasses sit around for hours making more money than you ever will in your life. [ESPN2]