Speaking of mesmerizing videos, this one, featuring Shaquille O'Neal balling with some Chinese men in Beijing, has a cartoonish, Roger Rabbit-Cool World quality that's tough to beat. Plus, it's fun to see Shaq take jumpers. In his dreams, he does this every night. Oh, and arrests evildoers. That too.
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