Seahawks quarterback and outspoken non-fucker Russell Wilson is one step closer to fucking. He posted a video showing an ecstatic Ciara reacting to his proposal. Congratulations to the couple that will someday have sex.
Here are some alternate headlines:
- Russell Wilson: I Am Ready To Fuck
- Fuck Time Approaches
- Fucking Scheduled
- With Proposal, A Quarterback Ready To Fuck
- Save The Date (For Fucking)
- In Promise Of Fucking, A Rare Window On A Horny Dingus
- Russell Wilson Googled “How To Do Sex”
- Russell Wilson To Use Dong
- Russell Wilson: I’m Horny (For Sex)
Be creative with your vows, Russell.
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