ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Bonds would be ideal for the Rays at DH. One or two more bats and they could be dangerous!" — Schmeichel4heisman

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin response or two ...

• "Stop talking about Tiger being the best golfer ever, start talking about the best athlete ever." — ryguy464

• I would love to talk about Jim Thorpe, Jim Brown, Babe Zaharias, or Bo Jackson, but none of them appears to be "now." — Slothrop

• Stop talking about tiger being the greatest cat ever, start talking about the best animal evOH NO THE WALLS AREN'T HIGH ENOUGH HGYEEEEAH! -SFZooGuy — Canadian DJM

• Here's one, why doesn't everyone at ESPN just stop talking? — MitchKayak