Introducing Tony Dungy's Least Favorite Sports Mascot

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Introducing Tony Dungy’s Least Favorite Sports Mascot

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If the March Gayness blog pool at the Malcontent needs a costumed mascot, well, Flamy is available at very reasonable rates. Come to think of it, if he has the time, he could also be a fine representative of Manny Ramirez's grill-hawking efforts, or the next phallic-shaped object for golf's Christie Kerr to smooch.

Flamy. A true triple threat.

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