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Um, Someone Tell The Italian Sausage That He’s Doing It Wrong

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Hey, they told me that there would be no food allowed on the ski lift. Thank you Home Run Derby, for making us laugh at costumed baseball mascots attempting winter sports once again.

That's just impressive. As a former collegiate mascot, I can tell you that it's tough enough to just walk around in a 6′6″ costume without stepping on a bunch of grade-schoolers. Let alone ski down a mountain.

More photos here, including a sad, sad wipeout by the hot dog.

The Milwaukee Racing Sausages Can Ski! [Home Run Derby]

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