Fox Sports 1's Katie Nolan, who has previously busted on Rick Reilly, has set her sights on the ol' Rickster once again.

Earlier this week, Rick Reilly wrote a love letter to Derek Jeter's unborn children, and it was incomprehensibly dumb. Nolan took the idea to its logical, hilarious conclusion, and wrote her own letter to the illegitimate children that the man who likes to hand out gift baskets to the many women he bones may have already spawned.