"Weird Al" Yankovic's "Sports Song" Is All You Need To Know About Sports

"Weird Al" Yankovic's fifth music video—out of the eight he's releasing for his new album Mandatory Fun—is for "Sports Song," a pastiche of teams' fight songs. It skips the pretense and gets honest: The team we root for is good, and yours sucks.

Will any school adopt this as their new fight song? Please?