When Adebayo Akinfenwa last dropped-kicked our door down and announced his presence, he showed off his nose for goal with a tap-in against Liverpool in the F.A. Cup. It was a perfectly fine striker's goal, but it wasn't exactly what you'd hoped to see from a guy with a 97 strength rating in FIFA. This is more like it.

Watch (his goal is the first one in the above video) as The Beast chests down a ball sent damn near halfway across the pitch, and then with a mere flex of his left delts sends an Exeter defender flying back as if he'd been yanked away by a Vaudeville hook. Now completely free, Akinfenwa sizes up the bouncing ball and sends it screaming over the keeper and under the crossbar. Power and finesse.

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Our offer of fandom to whichever EPL team signs him still stands. With all the long balls they're playing in Manchester, couldn't Akinfenwa spell Marouane Fellaini from time to time?