Hey, you guys remember Mark Whicker? The guy who wrote what is unquestionably the worst sports column of all time? Well, now he can add this headline to his collection of editorial facepalms.

To be fair to Whicker, he probably didn't write the headline himself, but we'll consider this karmic justice for the poor copy editor who had to come up with one for that Jaycee Dugard column.

[Los Angeles Daily News]