We don't mean to imply that vegetarians are inherently unsexy people, but we think that maybe they need to upgrade the attractiveness level of their celebrities. One of the nominees for PETA's sexiest vegetarian is ... Tony LaRussa.

We understand that driving awareness probably isn't part of the entrance requirements, but Tony's got some tough competition in Weird Al Yankovic, Kevin Nealon and Jonathan Safran Foer.

The people at PETA tell us he's actually doing quite well in the voting. Of course he is. The man's a winner.

Sexiest Vegetarian [PETA]
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