A few minutes ago, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Penguins beat writer Seth Rorabaugh shared this insane photo on Twitter, and holy shit.
Judging from the massive area and rich coloring of the message carved out of this fan's chest and belly hair, you've gotta figure we're looking at one of the top 10, 15 body pelts in existence. Take that first S, for example, that seems to reach all the way to his shoulder. Humans don't have hair there. Humans don't need hair there.
Sure, the guy's missing an apostrophe, but this should still go down in the annals as one of the greatest displays of love, ever. Look at that penmanship. Look at that G.
The Pittsburgh Penguins, now our favorite team, are currently playing the Ottawa Senators in the first game of the NHL Eastern Conference semifinals.