The New York Red Bulls’ reserve team faced off against the Swope Park Rangers in something called the USL Cup Final last night. The Rangers, however, were justifiably forced to forfeit before the 90 minutes were up when everyone in the stadium agreed that there would be no more soccering that night in light of the appalling display of defensive ineptitude shown in the clip above.

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We had no hand in the travesty that took place on that pitch, but still, on behalf of the entire nation we’d like to apologize to Europe, South America, and the rest of the soccer-loving world for what this American team did to your beloved game.

h/t the Full 90