Here Is A Really Great Photo Of Tommy Lasorda And Some Spaghetti

There are many things about this picture that are unsettling, but I cannot stop giggling at it.

Is Tommy Lasorda about to sex that spaghetti? Who is the unseen spaghetti-wrangler presenting the gob of spaghetti that Tommy Lasorda is about to sex? Will any of us ever be able to eat spaghetti again?