Shut it down, basketball. Shut it down.
Tim Duncan is known for three things: Being old as fuck, winning all the time, and enduring as the most boring hall of famer in the history of basketball. (He also looks like a Yeezus cloud.) And though he'll likely retire with many accolades as the greatest power forward to ever play the game, Duncan was missing a very significant piece of his résumé: a highlight of him shaking an opposing player to the floor in the open court with a filthy crossover. UNTIL LAST NIGHT.