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			<title><![CDATA[Prince Fielder And Tim Lincecum Want Long-Term Deals, Andrew Bailey Is Thinking Music, And More From Around The Hot Stove]]></title>
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				 <em>Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5861877/ken-rosenthal-to-my-mom-about-me-tell-that-little-twit-">whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall</a>). This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5871983/prince-fielder-and-tim-lincecum-want-long-term-deals-andrew-bailey-is-thinking-music-and-more-from-around-the-hot-stove" title="Click here to read more about Prince Fielder And Tim Lincecum Want Long-Term Deals, Andrew Bailey Is Thinking Music, And More From Around The Hot Stove">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:25:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tim Lincecum's Old Landlord Claims He &quot;Broke, Stained, Defaced, Tore, Injured Or Destroyed&quot; Her Property]]></title>
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				 Mindy Freile, who used to rent a place to San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum, filed a lawsuit yesterday claiming The Freak stole and/or destroyed anywhere from $200K-$350K worth of household items. Lincecum's attorney was "not going to dignify it with a response." Said it was frivolous. Freile's lawyer did not concur.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847519/tim-lincecums-old-landlord-claims-he-broke-stained-defaced-tore-injured-or-destroyed-her-property" title="Click here to read more about Tim Lincecum's Old Landlord Claims He &quot;Broke, Stained, Defaced, Tore, Injured Or Destroyed&quot; Her Property">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The world champion San Francisco Giants, accompanied by Willie Mays, visited the White House today, in all their scraggly, bearded glory. President Obama made jokes about Brian Wilson's beard ("I do fear it"), his attire ("Now underneath Brian's beard, and the spandex tuxedo, and the sea captain costume, and the cleats with his face on them is also one of the most dominant closers in baseball"), and Tim Lincecum's frame ("America learned it's sometimes good to bet on the skinny guy").				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5824619/nixons-nightmare-was-brought-to-life-at-the-white-house-today" title="Click here to read more about Nixon's Nightmare Was Brought To Life At The White House Today">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: vKbyRymTSoI --><!-- /videoId: vKbyRymTSoI --> <em>Your morning roundup for April 30, the day we deal with Ouzo hangovers from <a href="http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Sharing-wedding-dates-with-royals-1357678.php">George Kalpaxis and Julie Herrmannsdoerfer's lovely wedding</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797252/young-man-wants-you-to-realize-the-grizzlies-beating-the-san-antonio-spurs-is-a-really-big-deal" title="Click here to read more about Young Man Wants You To Realize The Grizzlies Beating The San Antonio Spurs Is A Really Big Deal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/629 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/629 --> <em>Your morning roundup for April 15, the day after <a href="http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20110415/NEWS01/104150323">Walter Breuning died of natural causes</a>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjz_yX0lqhw">He was 114 years and 205 days old</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5792270/heres-video-of-a-pro-golfer-needing-16-shots-to-conquer-a-par-four-hole" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of A Pro Golfer Needing 16 Shots To Conquer A Par-4 Hole">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/623 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/623 --> We went ahead and did our best to de-corporatize <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2PBLcp9tWM">Tim Lincecum's Red Bull spot </a>for your enjoyment (basically, we took out the sound). Red Bull used the same effect you see in those wonderful <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5767079/super-slo+mo-dunk-videos-are-actually-quite-beautiful/gallery">NBA Phantom spots</a> &mdash; courtesy of something called the Phantom Flex High Speed digital camera system &mdash; to record Lincecum's delivery, which has often been called "freakish."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5791681/watch-tim-lincecum-pitch-in-super-slo+mo" title="Click here to read more about Watch Tim Lincecum Pitch In Super Slo-Mo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Tim Lincecum will be on the mound (<a href="http://www.vinscullyismyhomeboy.com/2011/03/tim-lincecum-on-dodgers-magazine.html">and on the Magazine cover</a>) as the Giants open their season this evening with an 8 p.m. EST game against the Dodgers. There's always been something about Lincecum that suggests an aversion to selling-out or going for products (it's the long hair; I'm stereotyping) so in a way we shouldn't be surprised that the 26-year-old now has his very own logo. There certainly is some level of independence that comes with independent-branding. The Giants' Twitter page says he'll be using it "on upcoming personal projects." Like his own line of gravity bongs, perhaps.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5787584/take-a-look-at-tim-lincecums-brand-new-jordanesque-logo" title="Click here to read more about Take A Look At Tim Lincecum's Brand New Jordanesque Logo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for March 14, the day<a href="http://fyeahrebeccablack.tumblr.com/"> Rebecca Black</a> beat out <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5781211/unblinking-cricket-fan-makes-impressive-bid-to-be-next-big-internet-meme">Unblinking Cricket Fan</a> for Next Big Internet Meme.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5781634/meet-tim-lincecum-fashion-icon" title="Click here to read more about Meet Tim Lincecum, Fashion Icon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Giants beat the Rangers 3-1 in Game 5 tonight for their first World Series title in 56 years, and Timmy's locks are about to get a well-deserved champagne lather.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5679062/the-san-francisco-giants-are-world-champions" title="Click here to read more about The San Francisco Giants Are World Champions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A medical marijuana dispensary in San Francisco is offering patients free joints every time a Giant hits a home run in the World Series. Commendably, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5399455/say-what-our-long-national-nightmare-about-a-major-league-pitchers-weed-possession-charge-is-already-over">Tim Lincecum was still in the dugout</a> immediately following Juan Uribe's fifth-inning blast.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5675212/uribes-homer-helps-lead-giants-to-game-one-victory-california-smokers-to-free-doobies" title="Click here to read more about Uribe's Homer Helps Lead Giants To Game One Victory, California Smokers To Free Doobies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Lincecum! Halladay! Giants! Phillies! Wine bars! Yuengling! It's your NLCS Game 5 open thread!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5670234/your-pitchin-2-electric-boogaloo-phillies+giants-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your &quot;Pitchin' 2: Electric Boogaloo&quot; Phillies-Giants Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Roy Halladay and Tim Lincecum are getting most of the pre-Game-1 attention. As well they should. Two game-changers, pure and simple. But, one has to lose. Ok, both can get no decisions, but one of their <em>teams</em> has to lose.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5665270/your-philliesgiants-nlcs-game-one-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Phillies/Giants NLCS Game One Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5665266/heres-the-last-picture-taken-of-a-former-president-before-nolan-ryan-turned-on-him-with-arms-named-power-and-glory" title="Click here to read more about Here's The Last Picture Taken Of A Former President Before Nolan Ryan Turned On Him With Arms Named &quot;Power&quot; and &quot;Glory&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lincecum-Halladay Billed As &quot;Matchup For The Ages,&quot; A &quot;Pitching Classic&quot;]]></title>
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				Elsewhere, A.J. Burnett hits two batters in a Yankees' simulation game. Here's your evening update on the NLCS/ALCS pitching rotations.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5663457/lincecum+halladay-billed-as-matchup-for-the-ages-a-pitching-classic" title="Click here to read more about Lincecum-Halladay Billed As &quot;Matchup For The Ages,&quot; A &quot;Pitching Classic&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Wiley Wiggins&mdash;the actor who played Tim Lincecum doppelganger Mitch Kramer in Richard Linklater's classic <em>Dazed and Confused</em>&mdash;did <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/dailyfix/2010/10/08/unfazed-by-confusion-with-lincecum">an interview</a> with the <em>Wall Street Journal</em> following Tim Lincecum's <a href="http://deadspin.com/5659190/">historic</a> playoff debut. Turns out he doesn't look like Tim Lincecum anymore.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5659475/guy-who-looked-like-tim-lincecum-doesnt-look-like-tim-lincecum-anymore" title="Click here to read more about Guy Who Looked Like Tim Lincecum Doesn't Look Like Tim Lincecum Anymore">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Per Bill James's Pitching Metric, Tim Lincecum Was More Dominant Than Don Larsen, Roy Halladay]]></title>
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				Quoth Bill James's Game Score metric, Tim Lincecum (96) <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20101008&content_id=15505484&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb">was more dominant yesterday</a> than Roy Halladay (94) in his no-hitter or Don Larsen (94) in his perfect game. It's official: two hits are better than none.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5659190/bill-james-tim-lincecum-was-more-dominant-than-don-larsen-roy-halladay" title="Click here to read more about Per Bill James's Pitching Metric, Tim Lincecum Was More Dominant Than Don Larsen, Roy Halladay">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5654903/the-best-sports-photograph-weve-ever-seen" title="Click here to read more about The Best Sports Photograph We've Ever Seen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here's A Video In Which Tim Lincecum Seemingly Says The Ball Is Juiced]]></title>
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				This meeting of the Deadspin Lip-Reading Team is called to order. It starts at roughly 24 seconds of this video which will likely disappear with the quickness so get on it, yo.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5647884/heres-a-video-in-which-tim-lincecum-seemingly-says-the-ball-is-juiced" title="Click here to read more about Here's A Video In Which Tim Lincecum Seemingly Says The Ball Is Juiced">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Ballplayers have it tough. Imagine if every time you went prospecting, multiple cameras picked it up and some weirdos posted it online. We're proud to be those weirdos. [<em>Thanks to Todd C. for the pic(k)</em>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5606368/tim-lincecum-goes-for-league-lead-in-boogers" title="Click here to read more about Tim Lincecum Goes For League Lead In Boogers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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 Tonight's episode of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5547550/"><em>Timmy And Bus</em></a> features a guest appearance by Double Rainbow Guy. Let's just say that things take a dark turn rather quickly. [<a href="http://www.tauntr.com/content/timmy-and-bus-episode-three-double-double-rainbow">Tauntr</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5605751/timmy-and-bus-meet-eat-double-rainbow-guy" title="Click here to read more about Timmy And Bus Meet, Eat Double Rainbow Guy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Another day, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5546653/">another baffling sports figure TV show appearance</a>. Today we have the inaugural episode of <em>Timmy & Bus</em>, a cartoon that is for children in the way that all unicorn-vehicular-manslaughter cartoons are for children. [<a href="http://www.tauntr.com/content/timmy-bus-episode-one-escape-unicorn-club-featuring-barry-zito">Tauntr</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5547550/the-new-tim-lincecum-cartoon-will-give-you-a-contact-high" title="Click here to read more about The New Tim Lincecum Cartoon Will Give You A Contact High">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Here's Lincecum modeling a Giants Snuggie, and pretending to be a wizard. Wonder if this violates his probation for that possession bust.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5485947/tim-lincecum-isnt-always-high-he-just-seems-that-way" title="Click here to read more about Tim Lincecum Isn't Always High, He Just Seems That Way">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The San Francisco Giants goofy-headed pitcher of countless "Dazed and Confused" jokes has won his second straight <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #cyyoungaward" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #cyyoungaward" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/cyyoungaward/">Cy Young award</a>. Take that, Nancy Reagan.  (<a href="http://deadspin.com/5409139/last-nights-winner-tokers">Counterpoint from this morning.</a>) [<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/11/19/MNSS1ANJV1.DTL">SFGate</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5409344/tim-lincecum-is-high-young-winner-again" title="Click here to read more about Tim Lincecum Is High, Young Winner Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rickywilliams" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rickywilliams" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/rickywilliams/">Ricky Williams</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #timlincecum" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #timlincecum" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/timlincecum/">Tim Lincecum</a></strong>, who yesterday inhaled deeply the vapors of success. And perhaps some other stuff, too.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5409139/last-nights-winner-tokers" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: Tokers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The attorney for <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #timlincecum" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #timlincecum" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/timlincecum/">Tim Lincecum</a> has <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iG7lmWxncpdVYNuaem_VCbtOQk1gD9BQH1JG2">negotiated a settlement with prosecutors</a> to settle the pitcher's marijuana misdemeanor charge by having Lincecum pay a $250 fine for possession of a pipe. The possession of marijuana charge will be dropped. Come again?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5399455/say-what-our-long-national-nightmare-about-a-major-league-pitchers-weed-possession-charge-is-already-over" title="Click here to read more about Say What? Our Long, National Nightmare About A Major League Pitcher's Weed Possession Charge Is Already Over?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Raise your hand if you didn't see this one coming. Was it the shaggy hair? The vacant smile? Or the 3.3 grams of marijuana found in the reigning Cy Young Award winner's Mercedes? [<a href="http://columbian.com/article/20091105/NEWS02/711069987/-1/news">The Columbian</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5398256/tim-lincecum-cited-in-least-surprising-pot-bust-ever" title="Click here to read more about Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Randy Johnson has had a tremendous impact on the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/san-francisco-giants/">San Francisco Giants</a>' pitching staff, but not because of his experience and wisdom. It's because he has youngsters like <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIM LINCECUM" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIM LINCECUM" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tim-lincecum/">Tim Lincecum</a> believing in the power of the mullet.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5304475/tim-lincecums-haircut-is-now-self+aware" title="Click here to read more about Tim Lincecum's Haircut Is Now Self-Aware">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There's been little wailing and no gnashing of teeth in the Bay Area over <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIM LINCECUM" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIM LINCECUM" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tim-lincecum/">Tim Lincecum</a>'s underwhelming '09 debut on Tuesday. That's because A. The Giants won, and B. Their headliner is actually starting tonight.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5203788/ok-you-pissants-make-way-for-randy-johnson" title="Click here to read more about OK You Pissants, Make Way For Randy Johnson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:00:23 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIM LINCECUM" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIM LINCECUM" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tim-lincecum/">Tim Lincecum</a>, last season's Cy Young Award winner, just signed a contract with the Giants for one year at $650,000. Barry Zito chortles, wipes dog poop off shoe with $100 bill.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5161495/wait-tim-lincecum-is-making-how-much" title="Click here to read more about Wait, Tim Lincecum Is Making How Much?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:00:32 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tim Lincecum Being Tended To By Paramedics In NYC Hotel?]]></title>
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				Apparently, Giants' young gun Tim Lincecum was seen being tended to by paramedics at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in New York City. "Could be just the flu", the tipster said. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5025549/tim-lincecum-being-tended-to-by-paramedics-in-nyc-hotel" title="Click here to read more about Tim Lincecum Being Tended To By Paramedics In NYC Hotel?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:41:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Tim Lincecum and Merkin Valdez, what an unbeatable duo. Both were instrumental in the Giants' first win of the season on Wednesday, 2-1 over the Dodgers. Witness this AP paragraph, which is my pick for paragraph of the year so far: <em>The Dodgers announced less than 20 minutes before game time that Hong-Chih Kuo would start on the mound in place of Chad Billingsley due to the threat of inclement weather. The Giants followed suit, starting Merkin Valdez and keeping Lincecum waiting in the wings.</em> 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/375490/giants-show-everyone-their-merkin" title="Click here to read more about Giants Show Everyone Their Merkin">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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