A 24-hour Tiger roundup...Rachel Uchitel seemed determined to wrest the tabloid top spot back away from Tiger's other playthings, but she changed her mind about a lawyer-aided press conference due to "unforeseen circumstances." Plus, the latest in Tiger prenuptial news.

• Yikes. The Daily Beast lays out how much money it will cost Tiger to keep Elin as his obedient Swedish house pet: $5 million now, $55 million for two more years of servitude. Preferably, without the whole golf club-chasing thing. [The Daily Beast]

• Oh, and what happened to that NY Post story about the National Enquirer reportedly shaking Tiger down? It's vanished! [GeoffShackleford]

• Gregg Doyel opens up, pops a boner: " Tiger Woods' sex life matters to me. There. I said it. And you can believe it, because it's true. This isn't reverse psychology or sarcasm or anything else. This is an admission: I'm fascinated by Tiger Woods' sex life." [CBS Sports]

• A psychologist is asked by the Daily News why Tiger would do such a thing give how attractive Elin is? "Boredom," random pysch-dude suggests. How about this — because Tiger is an ego-centric athlete who needs to collect as much pussy as possible because he's a hard-wired competitor who will try to whoop your ass at ping pong or video games or punchbuggy or whatever potentially competitive environment you put him in. [NYDailyNews]