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What to watch while planning your family vacation to beautiful downtown Baghdad... More »
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What to watch as you turn the tables on your would-be mugger by stabbing him to death like the badass you are ... More »
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What to watch while decrying the end times (of VHS)... More »
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Watch to watch while find your own damn TV listings ... More »
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What to watch while Meshach Taylor pops out of your mouth... More »
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What to watch while packing your bags for Fantasy Heist camp... More »
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What to watch while you enjoy a tasty vending machine pizza ... More »
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What to watch while you deal with your shortcomings ... More »
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What to watch while you try to save your best friend after he gets hit by a car ... More »
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What to watch while you look for your teeth after getting run over by a bullet train ... More »
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What to watch while you find an excuse to drink alcohol for breakfast ... More »
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What to watch while taking the Plaxico Burress gun safety lesson from an Ohio police chief...
• College Basketball: UNC-Asheville at North Carolina (6:30 pm ET) [FSN] - In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, was this trip really necessary?
• News: "60 Minutes" (7:00ish pm ET) [CBS] - Michael Phelps will break his next world record by running on the water. Even Andy Rooney won't find much to gripe about.
• Movie: Manhunter (8:00 pm ET) [TCM] - "I know that I'm not smarter than you." "Then how did you catch me?" "You had disadvantages." "What disadvantages?" "You're insane."
• Movie: The Runaway (8:00 pm ET) [TCM] - As explained at News From Me, this is a 1962 Cesar Romero movie that never reached the theaters for reasons not fully explained. So, y'know, put on your best tuxedo T-shirt and pretend you're going to the world premiere.
• NFL: Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings (8:15 pm ET) [NBC] - The NFC North has the feel of one of those elementary school track and field days where everyone somehow gets a ribbon. Except Detroit. More »
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What to watch while creating your Christmas ornaments out of reindeer poo...
• College Football: Kentucky at Tennessee (6:30 pm ET) [ESPN2] - If you lash these two rosters together, you might get one decent Top 25 squad. We won't comment on whether this would be true of the two states.
• College Football: Oklahoma at Oklahoma State (8:00 pm ET) [ABC] - Those whom George Bodenheimer has so joined together for ratings, let no man put asunder. A new NUMB3RS episode will take care of that.
• College Football: Notre Dame at USC (8:00 pm ET) [ESPN] - Notre Dame is already down 17-0.
• WTF: Austin City Limits - Coldplay (8:00 pm ET) [PBS] - ... what?
• Movie: The Last Starfighter (8:30 pm ET) [HBO Family] - We've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds. More »
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What to watch while you get the early jump on the crowds at Sears ... More »
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What to watch while you forget about leading cops on that high speed pursuit ... More »
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What to watch while you shop for toys that won't murder your children ... More »
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What to watch while you take the turducken to glorious new heights ... More »
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What to watch while you just admit what a gigantic nerd you are ... More »
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What to watch while you try to avoid being robbed by pirates ... More »
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What to watch while you lie awake during your stomach surgery ... More »
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What to watch while you get hammered with your parents in Wisconsin ... More »
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What to watch while you seethe with anger all weekend over this crap ... More »
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What to watch while you fail your interview at the White House ... More »
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What to watch while you move on with your life after politics ... More »
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What to watch while you get choked up over a damn space robot ... More »
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What to watch while you try in vain to return that broken eyePod ... More »
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What to watch while not watching porn at work anymore ... More »
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What to watch while you waste the rest of your day rolling fake dice ... More »
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What to watch while you "accidentally" steal someone's car ... More »
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What to watch while you find a plus-size woman (around the clock) ... More »
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What to watch while you hunt down the Chupacabra! (dead animal warning) ... More »
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What to watch while you get out of jury duty to play the ponies ... More »
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What to watch while ducking that tank containing toxic ammonia... More »
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What to watch while thinking up an even more awesome Halloween costume for next year ... More »
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What to watch while you wait for animals to attack your pumpkins ... More »
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What to watch while you wrap your mouth around this baby ... More »
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What to watch while you wonder what your wife ever saw in that murderer ... at the prison where you are the warden ... More »
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What to watch while you search for that bridge that gets you out of jail ... More »
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What to watch while wondering if Pittsburgh beats Cleveland in everything ... More »
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