Holy shit. Holy shit!
When today's main slate of Premier League kicked off today, the matchups looked, well, kind of meh. Manchester United were home to a talented but overmatched West Brom side. Manchester City traveled south to play Aston Villa, who were without their best player, forward Christian Benteke. Fulham are stuggling, but today they hosted newly-promoted Cardiff City, who did randomly beat Manchester City earlier this season, but hadn't won a game before or since, and probably suck real hard.