Oh, so you got a lot of gifts this year, did you Mariano Rivera? That's neat. I see you got a rocking chair made out of bats, and some other tacky crap. Really cool. But, um, did you happen to receive a goddamn horse? Oh, you didn't? Well guess who did get a horse? Todd Helton, that's who!
Last night was Helton's last game at Coors Field, and he made it a memorable one by smacking a dinger in the bottom of the second inning. But before that, the Rockies gifted Helton a horse. The horse is an American paint horse named A Tru Bustamove. It came with a custom-made saddle. Just look at how regal Helton looks standing next to it. They are both magnificent.