Go ahead and laugh, but be aware of the fact that some day you will also be 85 years old, and you will be confronted with a lot of things that just make no goddamn sense to you.

When your grandchild pulls out their hologram phone to show you a video of a cyborg cat singing an autotuned version of The Star Spangled Banner while spinning around on a piano Roomba, you'll understand what it's like to be Tommy Lasorda in this moment.