Deadspin: Tony Parker

"Life Is Like A Jump Shot": Reviewing The Unremarkable History Of NBA Rappers

Emma Carmichael — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:00:00 EDT

NBA players like rapping, and that is a fact of the universe that we are powerless to stop. The way that I have tended to deal this phenomenon is generally to ignore it completely. It is shockingly easy to do: Just as I do with Kreayshawn, I pretend that NBA rappers do not exist, that they have never existed, and that one day, they actually will cease to exist, so that what I've been pretending all along will be true, and everything will be fine. More »

Tony Parker: "Lockout? Wheeee!"

Barry Petchesky — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 17:00:00 EDT

If summer vacation could last forever, Tony Parker would never come down. [via TBJ] More »

Tony Parker Makes Split From Eva Longoria Official-Official

A.J. Daulerio — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 13:55:00 EST

This is not a photo of him celebrating his new-found freedom to sport-hump. This is actually from their pre-wedding yacht orgy or whatever it was where X17 paparazzi lurked. For divorce details, TMZ Sports has all your legalese. More »

Eva Longoria's And Tony Parker's Roller Coaster Photo Is What We Call Foreshadowing

Barry Petchesky — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 10:45:00 EST

In happier times, the new couple took in some wholesome fun in Las Vegas. Only later would they realize they were riding a giant metaphor. More »

What Are You Going To Do, Charge Lindsey Vonn With Smoking?

Barry Petchesky — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 09:30:00 EST

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

Eva Longoria Divorces Tony Parker Over Affair With Brent Barry's Wife, Reports Guy From Saved By The Bell And Other Journalists

Barry Petchesky — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:35:00 EST

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So Longoria split from Tony Parker, and there are rumors of a fling with a teammate's wife. We're confident running with this, because it's being reported by some of the top names in sports media. More »

Tony Parker's And Eva Longoria's Bland Fairytale Comes To An End

Barry Petchesky — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:05:23 EST

Parker filed for divorce yesterday from his wife of three years. Spurs games just became less interesting, if that's possible. [TMZ] More »

When The Knicks Play The Nets, Someone's Gonna Set An NBA Record

Barry Petchesky — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:30:00 EST

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Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

Tell Me More, Tony And Eva, Tell Me More!

Ben Cohen — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Is there a better Christmas present than a freshly wrapped copy of Tony Parker and Eva Longoria lip-syncing along to "Summer Nights"? Actually, no. I don't believe there is. More »

And You Thought Tony Parker Was Excited About The Richard Jefferson Trade

Barry Petchesky — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:45:00 EDT

The Spurs guard was in Paris this week, celebrating his brother's birthday with a bottle of champagne worth more than my life. [Faded Youth Blog] More »

Tony Parker Needs New Defensive Help

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:20:00 EDT

Like many rich people, Tony Parker's house is filled with valuable commodities. Or it was, until the security guard hired to protect said valuables decided to steal some and sell them on Craigslist instead. More »

Erick Dampier Should Not Think Out Loud

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:45:50 EDT

"Every time [Tony Parker] drives the lane, we have to put him on his back....My first foul Thursday night is going to put him on his back. I guarantee it." [Dallas Morning News] More »

Today in litigation: The suit states, "Tony...

rickchand — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:00:08 EST

Today in litigation: The suit states, "Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant." [TMZ] More »

Your Gripping NBA Champions

Leitch — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:15:54 EDT

It is probably not a good sign that the morning after we crown a new NBA champion — and we do congratulate the Spurs, sure — more people are emailing us about a guy who hasn't been in the NBA for 11 years than they are about the game. (To be fair, the story did involve masturbation.) When's the draft again? More »

Tony Parker Would Like To Talk To You About His Feet

Leitch — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:00:09 EDT

Via the outstanding Pounding The Rock, we proudly introduce you to Get Your Game Feet On. It's a product promotion from Lamisil featuring Mike and Mike from ESPN Radio — one's gay! one's fat! — and Spurs guard Tony Parker . And it's called Get Your Game Feet On. More »

See Le Spur Rap!

Leitch — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:15:17 EST

From Detroit Bad Boys, we proudly present video of Spurs point guard Tony Parker rapping like a, well, like a French point guard who plays in San Antonio. Enjoy. More »

Tony Parker Fuels Our Nightmares

Rick Chandler — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:45:00 EST

OK, we know that Tony Parker plays for the Spurs. And he's linked to Desperate Housewives co-star Eva Longoria (Yowza!). That's 12 or 13 Around the Horn-style points right there. But then there's this: He's also a rapper. (13 ... 12 ... 10 ...) who raps in French (9, 8, 7, 65432 ...) More »

Eva Longoria Slumming It, Big Time

Leitch — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:30:02 EST

Gossip site EITM Online — imagine US Weekly with uncomfortable photos of Mischa Barton's, uh, monthly visit from a friend — has a picture they claim is of Eva Longoria (Spurs guard Tony Parker's lady friend and fellow terrorizer of Mexican police officers) and ... wait for it ... "ESPN Hollywood" host Mario Lopez. More »

Beware Of Bicycles, Young Frenchman

Leitch — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:36:22 EST

As a followup to yesterday's Tony Parker-Eva Longoria dustup with the San Antonio police department, the great Smoking Gun — whose annual holiday gift just arrived in our mailbox — has dug up the official police report from the incident. It doesn't have too much extra information from the original story, but we do like this part, from the citing officer: More »

The Spurs Hate Mexicans (Or Something Like That)

Leitch — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 10:45:44 EST

A one-act play, using only displaced quotes from the police report of the citation Spurs guard Tony Parker received after an incident in San Antonio on Christmas Eve with his girlfriend, "Desperate Housewives" "actress" Eva Longoria. More »

Tony Parker: The Only Cool Spur (And Frenchman, Actually)

Leitch — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:30:58 EDT

Great NBA blog FreeDarko.com — Darko's current mood is "enraged," by the way — has made a pretty amazing find: A rap song featuring Fabolous, Spurs point guard Tony Parker and some French rapper named Booba. This is pretty fantastic for several reasons — you can download the song here — not least of which that Parker is a surprisingly good rapper. More »