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			<title><![CDATA[Glory Days: I Was Paul Pierce's Nightmare (In A Game We Lost By 58 Points)]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: v/327e2af3 --><!-- /videoId: v/327e2af3 -->  <em>Sports greatness takes place all the time, all over the country. Sometimes, as with <a href="http://deadspin.com/5885099/introducing-glory-days-send-us-your-greatest-sports-moments">our own Tommy Craggs</a>, those moments of triumph are preserved forever, even if it's on a crappy videotape that's been forgotten about and no one's watched it for years. In this occasional series, we'll show the videos and share the stories of the fantastic feats of our readers. If you've got a video of your own brush with athletic heroism to share, send it to <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">tips@deadspin.com</a>, subject: Glory Days.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5887442/glory-days-i-was-paul-pierces-nightmare-in-a-game-we-lost-by-58-points" title="Click here to read more about Glory Days: I Was Paul Pierce's Nightmare (In A Game We Lost By 58 Points)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:00:45 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oscar Week: In Defense Of Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close]]></title>
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				<em>Tim Grierson and Will Leitch will be writing regularly on Gawker and Deadspin about movies, starting this week. We begin with defending the indefensible: praising the Oscar-nominated movie everyone seems to hate. Today, why you're wrong for hating </em>Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.<em> <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/griersonleitch">Follow Grierson & Leitch on Twitter</a> for more business.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886924/oscar-week-in-defense-of-extremely-loud--incredibly-close" title="Click here to read more about Oscar Week: In Defense Of Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:05:24 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Grierson]]></dc:creator>
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				<em>Republished with permission from <a href="http://theclassical.org/">The Classical</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5887339/confessions-of-a-fan-photographer-the-abyss-gazes-back" title="Click here to read more about Confessions Of A Fan Photographer: The Abyss Gazes Back!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[An Interview With The 160-Pound Test Proctor Who Is Challenging Musician Chris Brown To An MMA Fight]]></title>
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				In 2009, entertainer Chris Brown was charged with felony assault of then-girlfriend Rihanna and sentenced to five years of probation and six months of community service. The man behind the Twitter handle <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/ChrsBrwnChllnge">@ChrsBrwnChllnge</a>, who hasn't disclosed his name besides saying that his initials are D.G., doesn't think Brown's punishment was sufficient. He also doesn't see Brown <a href="http://jezebel.com/5885776/">as having changed for the better</a> since the incident, which is why he is challenging Brown to an organized, UFC-rules MMA fight. D.G. isn't a professional fighter. As he explains in his Twitter bio, he is a 5-foot-7, 160-pound 24-year-old from Seattle. I was able to talk to D.G. through Twitter and ask him more about his quest to fight Chris Brown. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5887106/an-interview-with-the-160+pound-test-proctor-who-is-challenging-musician-chris-brown-to-an-mma-fight" title="Click here to read more about An Interview With The 160-Pound Test Proctor Who Is Challenging Musician Chris Brown To An MMA Fight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Feb 2012 10:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Does Being Named &quot;Ashley&quot; Make You Hot? An Unscientific Study]]></title>
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				<I>Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag.  Find more of Drew's stuff at <A href=http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/big-daddy-drew>KSK</a> or on <a href=http://twitter.com/drewmagary>Twitter</a>.  Buy Drew's <a href=http://is.gd/NmUQWW>book, The Postmortal, through here.</a>  Email the Funbag <a href=mailto:"drew@deadspin.com">here.</a>  Today, we're covering Jeremy Lin karate scenarios, Frosted Mini Wheats, and more.</I> <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886894/does-being-named-ashley-make-you-hot-an-unscientific-study" title="Click here to read more about Does Being Named &quot;Ashley&quot; Make You Hot? An Unscientific Study">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:32:43 EST]]></pubDate>
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				On Feb. 20, 1992, more American homes tuned into <em>The Simpsons</em> than they did <em>The Cosby Show</em> or the Winter Olympics from Albertville, France. A foul-mouthed cartoon on a fourth-place network bested the Huxtables and the world's best amateur athletes. Fox over NBC and CBS&mdash;its first-ever victory in prime time. New over old.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886723/the-making-of-homer-at-the-bat-the-episode-that-conquered-prime-time-20-years-ago-tonight" title="Click here to read more about The Making Of &quot;Homer At The Bat,&quot; The Episode That Conquered Prime Time 20 Years Ago Tonight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				One of my main goals in life is to make it through an entire winter without getting sick, and I was so, so very close this time around.  The mild winter combined with the flu shot and my wife's demands that I wash my hands 9,000 times a day&mdash;to the point where the skin has been stripped away from my hands entirely and I now appear to have the hands of a burn victim&mdash;were proving decidedly effective.  I even got a little cocky.  I started licking old coins and touching all the equipment at the gym just to prove to all the assorted viruses out there that I was fucking BULLETPROOF.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886520/the-diary-of-a-man-with-the-stomach-flu" title="Click here to read more about The Diary Of A Man With The Stomach Flu">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:30:45 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>This is a regular feature breaking down, minute-by-minute, the content that appears on ESPN's 11 p.m. edition of </em>SportsCenter <em>throughout the week. Graphic by Jim Cooke.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886442/bristolmetrics-sportscenter-said-lin-more-often-than-if-or-but-last-week" title="Click here to read more about Bristolmetrics: SportsCenter Said &quot;Lin&quot; More Often Than &quot;If&quot; Or &quot;But&quot; Last Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:34:20 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The 2010 NL Rookie of the Year played in just 45 games last season because, and solely because, he is a catcher.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886517/buster-posey-and-the-dusk-of-the-slugging-catcher" title="Click here to read more about Buster Posey And The Dusk Of The Slugging Catcher">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Anthony Federico, the ESPN editor fired yesterday for his unfortunate use of the phrase "Chink in the Armor" in a headline about Jeremy Lin, has <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/jeremy-lin-slur-honest-mistake-fired-espn-editor-anthony-federico-claims-article-1.1025566">explained himself to the the <em>New York Daily News</em></a>. Federico said he meant no disrespect and was "devastated" once it dawned on him what he had done. <a href="http://deadspin.com/5886322/espn-fires-chink-in-the-armor-scribe">The headline had appeared on ESPN's mobile site at 2:30 a.m. (EST) Saturday</a> and wasn't removed until more than 30 minutes later.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886504/fired-espn-editor-apologizes-says-chink-in-the-armor-headline-not-intended-as-a-slur" title="Click here to read more about Fired ESPN Editor Apologizes, Says &quot;Chink In The Armor&quot; Headline Not Intended As A Slur">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: v/179d086a --><!-- /videoId: v/179d086a -->  For reasons that baffle the mind, NBC Sports Network elected not to show you this touching tribute to Gary Carter that preceded tonight's Devils-Canadiens game in Montreal. Carter&mdash;one of Montreal's true sports legends&mdash;was given a hero's <em>au revoir</em> that deserves to be seen by a wider audience, so here it is. [CBC]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886411/heres-the-canadiens-gary-carter-tribute-that-didnt-air-in-the-united-states" title="Click here to read more about Here's The Canadiens' Gary Carter Tribute That Didn't Air In The United States">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Feb 2012 19:06:31 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 <a href="http://frontrow.espn.go.com/2012/02/follow-up-statement-and-action/">ESPN has acted swiftly</a> and definitively to the outrage of its own creation. The headline writer? Gone. The anchor (Max Bretos) with a similar slip of the tongue? Suspended. Thirty days. The <a href="http://sportsrantz.com/media/2012/02/18/espn-jeremy-lin-chink-in-the-armor/">radio guy</a> who made the same mistake? Someone else's problem&mdash;he's not an ESPN employee. Phew. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886322/espn-fires-chink-in-the-armor-scribe" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Fires &quot;Chink In The Armor&quot; Scribe">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Feb 2012 11:47:44 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: v/d67a2d5e --><!-- /videoId: v/d67a2d5e -->  If you missed <em>Saturday Night Live</em> tonight (or if you live on the West Coast where it hasn't aired yet) here's the actually-okay cold open, which gives Linsanity the full treatment, with a heavy nod to <a href="http://deadspin.com/5886218/espns-headline-writers-join-in-the-linsanity-chink-in-the-armor-edition">last night's ESPN.com unfortunate turn of phrase</a>. [NBC]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886296/saturday-night-lives-linsanity-cold-open-officially-exhausted-the-list-of-lin-puns" title="Click here to read more about Saturday Night Live's Linsanity Cold Open Officially Exhausted The List Of Lin Puns">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/923d0ac2 --><!-- /videoId: v/923d0ac2 -->  The circus that surrounded British heavyweight Dereck Chisora <a href="http://deadspin.com/5886283/dereck-chisora-may-have-a-death-wish-as-he-spat-water-in-wladimir-klitschkos-face-just-before-todays-fight">during his unsuccessful attempt to take the WBC title from Vitali Klitschko</a> continued after the fight, when fellow Brit David Haye arrived to, apparently, start some shit.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886293/david-haye-showed-up-at-dereck-chisoras-post+fight-presser-tried-to-beat-him-with-a-tripod" title="Click here to read more about David Haye Showed Up At Dereck Chisora's Post-Fight Presser, Tried To Beat Him With A Tripod">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/a2552a25 --><!-- /videoId: v/a2552a25 -->  It's the seventh round of Dereck Chisora's WBC title challenge against Vitali Klitschko, but the most interesting action took place before the bout began. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886283/dereck-chisora-may-have-a-death-wish-as-he-spat-water-in-wladimir-klitschkos-face-just-before-todays-fight" title="Click here to read more about Dereck Chisora May Have A Death Wish, As He Spat Water In Wladimir Klitschko's Face Just Before Today's Fight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				  Linsanity is an unstoppable force that one can only hope to contain. Yes, according to many of you who read ESPN's mobile site, this is an actual "Chink in the armor" headline that the leader of sports&mdash;worldwide&mdash;blared to smartphone and other gadget users following the Knicks loss last night. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886218/espns-headline-writers-join-in-the-linsanity-chink-in-the-armor-edition" title="Click here to read more about ESPN's Headline Writers Join In The Linsanity: &quot;Chink In The Armor&quot; Edition">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In May 1992, Pittsburgh's two daily newspapers at the time&mdash;the <em>Press</em> and the <em>Post-Gazette</em>&mdash;went on strike. The walkout left the city without a paper of record for eight months, an unremarkable footnote of Yinzer history that happened to coincide with a most remarkable moment for the city's sports teams. On June 1, the Penguins would repeat as Stanley Cup champions by completing a four-game sweep of the Blackhawks in Chicago. In September, the Steelers would start their first season since 1968 without a head coach named Chuck Noll. Noll's replacement, a 35-year-old local guy with a square jaw named Bill Cowher, was as energetic as Noll was stoic. He called for a fake punt in the season opener and won the city over for good.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886060/20-years-ago-tim-wakefield-had-a-fast-rise-and-fall-in-pittsburgh" title="Click here to read more about 20 Years Ago, Tim Wakefield Had A Fast Rise And Fall In Pittsburgh">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"The moral ethos of sport," writes <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/17/opinion/brooks-the-jeremy-lin-problem.html?_r=1&hp"><em>New York Times</em> op-ed columnist David Brooks today</a>&mdash;and let's pause right there for a word of professional advice: if you use the word "sport," you should not be writing about sports, unless you are British and you also write "maths," in which case you may write about "sport" but we won't care because, good gravy, British sports.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886106/david-brooks-has-written-the-dumbest-jeremy-lin-column-so-far-non+bissinger-division" title="Click here to read more about David Brooks Has Written The Dumbest Jeremy Lin Column So Far* (*Non-Bissinger Division)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<I>Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry.  Off we go. </I>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886048/cockblocked-by-pop-geography-quizzes" title="Click here to read more about Cockblocked By Pop Geography Quizzes!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Welcome back to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite fan mail from throughout the week. It's like <a href="http://deadspin.com/deleted-scenes/">Deleted Scenes</a>, but without all the scuzz money. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors are on the record unless otherwise specified. Now for your letters.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885997/readers-write-in-somewhere-in-your-organization-theres-a-filthy-minded-scumbag-that-should-be-fired" title="Click here to read more about Readers Write In: &quot;Somewhere In Your Organization There's A Filthy Minded Scumbag That Should Be Fired!&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tim Wakefield Is Retiring After 19 Weird, Fluttery Seasons And 200 Wins]]></title>
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				The knuckleballer's mystique has long fascinated us. Our curiosity was only further piqued when Phil Niekro, Charlie Hough, R.A. Dickey, and Tim Wakefield went on <a href="http://deadspin.com/5858684/preeminent-knuckleballers-hang-out-together-in-their-spare-time">a two-day retreat together in Georgia in the offseason</a>. They're a fraternity of oddballs who throw odd balls.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886035/tim-wakefield-is-retiring-after-19-weird-fluttery-seasons-and-200-wins" title="Click here to read more about Tim Wakefield Is Retiring After 19 Weird, Fluttery Seasons And 200 Wins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/f244c9d3 --><!-- /videoId: v/f244c9d3 -->  In the annals of boxing blunders&mdash;and the exploits of Mike Tyson have made those some very thick books indeed&mdash;you may be unlikely to find an act so brazen and stupid as what Dereck Chisora did today in Munich at the weigh-in for his WBC heavyweight title fight against Vitali Klitschko. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886030/dereck-chisora-slapped-vitali-klitschko-at-the-weigh+in-before-tomorrows-title-bout" title="Click here to read more about Dereck Chisora Slapped Vitali Klitschko At The Weigh-In Before Tomorrow's Title Bout">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for Feb. 17. Photo via <a href="http://30fps.mocksession.com/2012/02/16/bob-knight-is-about-to-get-attacked-by-some-wild-animals-i-think/">Mocksession</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em> <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885963/a-panda-and-a-shrieking-monkey-are-stalking-bob-knight-as-they-should-be" title="Click here to read more about A Panda And A Shrieking Monkey Are Stalking Bob Knight, As They Should Be">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There's a great line in <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/17/sports/baseball/gary-carter-exuberant-power-hitting-catcher-dies-at-57.html">the <i>New York Times</i> obituary of Gary Carter</a> that says he "may have led the 1986 Mets in hugging teammates."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885857/gary-carter-went-out-with-a-win" title="Click here to read more about Gary Carter Went Out With A Win">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Who's the biggest thing in New York right now? Is it Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin, the unlikely guy leading his team on an improbable charge to .500, collecting <a href="http://www.theawl.com/2012/02/athlete-asian">terrible, punning tabloid headlines</a> along the way? Or is it Giants quarterback Eli Manning, the unlikely guy who led his team on an improbable charge to the Super Bowl, collecting <a href="http://www.capitalnewyork.com/files/a-mcgev-front0119_0.jpg">terrible, punning tabloid headlines</a> along the way?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885495/who-are-new-yorks-most-exclusive-restaurants-more-eager-to-seat-jeremy-lin-or-eli-manning-deadspin-investigates" title="Click here to read more about Are New York’s Most Exclusive Restaurants More Eager To Seat Jeremy Lin Or Eli Manning? Deadspin Investigates">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I have two kids, and so I have to listen to lots of kids' music.  Horrible, awful, miserable kids' music.  Almost all of it is complete dogshit.  All of the songs from <em>Dora</em> are horrible.  All of the songs from <em>Thomas the Tank Engine</em> are puke.  And whoever wrote the Bond-style songs for <em>Special Agent Oso</em> needs to be taken out by a grease dumpster and murdered in three special steps.  These are songs designed to split your head open and spit inside your skull.  I hate them.  I hope they die. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885048/childrens-music-will-destroy-your-good-taste-forever-or-how-i-came-to-like-kidz-bop" title="Click here to read more about Children's Music Will Destroy Your Good Taste Forever; Or, How I Came To Like Kidz Bop">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:20:19 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Have you ever dreamed of what the <em>Monday Night Football</em> Booth might sound like without Ron Jaworski and Jon Gruden egging each other on reach to new and disturbing levels of sycophantic guffawing?  I have.  Oh, how I've dreamed of a sensibly assembled two-man <em>MNF</em> booth featuring Mike Tirico bitching out the refs alongside QB Camp Gruden instead of Idiot Gruden.  And now, at long last ... that dream has come to pass! <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> In a rare convergence of political maneuvering and common sense, the ENTERTAINMENT SPORTS PROGRAMMING NETWORK has kicked <A href=http://www.espnmediazone3.com/us/2012/02/15/ron-jaworski-signs-five-year-extension-for-new-expanded-multiplatform-analyst-role/>Jaws out</a> of the MNF booth.  Leave it to ESPN to phrase a demotion as a "new, expanded, multiplatform role":				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885372/ron-jaworski-gets-booted-from-the-mnf-booth-this-guy-is-happy" title="Click here to read more about Ron Jaworski Gets Booted From The Monday Night Football Booth. THIS GUY IS HAPPY!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If you can't be first, at least be the most inane. That's how <em>Sports Illustrated</em> is handling the challenge of being a weekly magazine chasing the fast-moving phenomenon that is Jeremy Lin. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> Instead of running a nice, straightforward dead-tree cover of the Knicks' new point guard attacking the Lakers one-on-five, <em>SI</em> decided to throw one of those Internet hashtag things on it: #SILINSANITY. Who's Jeremy Silin? Oh, ESS AYE. Twitter was <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/samuelyu/status/169504581729001475">not impressed</a> by the party-crashing. But innovators always rub some people the wrong way, right? So here are some more ideas for #SportsIllustrated to put its #mark on the #21stCentury:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885160/stop-the-silinsanity-great-moments-in-sports-illustrated-crapping-all-over-its-cover-with-a-twitter-hashtag/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Stop The #SILINSANITY! Great Moments In Sports Illustrated Crapping All Over Its Cover With A Twitter Hashtag">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/7339ef1 --><!-- /videoId: v/7339ef1 -->  Linsanity lives, as Jeremy Lin (after tying the game with a hoop-and-the-harm three point play) won it for the Knicks with this three, giving him 12 points in the fourth quarter (27 for the game) and the Knicks their sixth straight win. [TSN]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885220/jeremy-lin-hits-game+winning-three+pointer-with-05-seconds-left" title="Click here to read more about Jeremy Lin Hits Game-Winning Three-Pointer With 0.5 Seconds Left">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I have a girlfriend and a cat, and at Westminster I feel like I'm cheating on both. When's the last time you fell in love at first sight? When your heart and soul was completely handed over within seconds of meeting someone? When you and a complete stranger fell into a slobbery make-out session, with extra tongue, and you didn't care who saw? This is the dog show, where a random Golden Retriever will climb up on you just because you made eye contact, and it is the biggest meat market on Earth.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885159/looking-for-love-on-valentines-day-at-westminster/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Looking For Love On Valentine's Day At Westminster">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:10:27 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: v/f1b2594 --><!-- /videoId: v/f1b2594 -->  The very married CNBC sports business expert Darren Rovell (very married as in his wife is very pregnant) continued his ill-advised campaign of Kate Upton obsession (see: his <a href="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1823698865/Screen_shot_2012-02-12_at_10.08.23_PM.png">Twitter avatar</a> and <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/46382180/">this article</a>) today when after a group conversation about Upton's appearance on the cover of this year's <em>Sports Illustrated</em> swimsuit issue concluded with Rovell on bended knee, offering the model a chocolate rose and begging her to be his Valentine.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5885065/darren-rovell-gets-on-one-knee-asks-kate-upton-to-be-his-valentine-is-rejected" title="Click here to read more about Darren Rovell Gets On One Knee, Asks Kate Upton To Be His Valentine, Is Rejected">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<I>Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag.  Find more of Drew's stuff at <A href=http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/big-daddy-drew>KSK</a> or on <a href=http://twitter.com/drewmagary>Twitter</a>.  Buy Drew's <a href=http://is.gd/NmUQWW>book, The Postmortal, through here.</a>  Email the Funbag <a href=mailto:"drew@deadspin.com">here.</a>  Today, we're covering being born with no butthole, parrots, office food, and more. Photo by Amy Myers/<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/">Shutterstock</a>.</I> <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884934/only-a-fool-would-want-his-kid-to-play-football" title="Click here to read more about Only A Fool Would Want His Kid To Play Football">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The life of the baseball scout is a lonely one. Long drives in a pickup to dusty diamonds in forgotten corners of this nation, or maybe the Caribbean or maybe South America. Long days in the bleachers with no companion but his radar gun. Long nights in a Bradenton Motel 6 or a Caracas Sleep Inn, alone but for the bedbugs.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884764/the-mlb-scout-and-his-sex-slave-a-baseball-love-story" title="Click here to read more about The MLB Scout And His Sex Slave: A Baseball Love Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:00:02 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: v/64b9258c --><!-- /videoId: v/64b9258c --> Here is ESPN's Robin Lundberg speaking with ESPN's Rachel Nichols somewhere in Manhattan's Chinatown. This is a moment, people. This is an Escher drawing of an Escher drawing of a guy who's standing between two mirrors and dividing by zero. [<a href="http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7573113">ESPN</a>; H/T Mike N.]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884974/espn-reporter-doing-jeremy-lin-story-in-chinatown-runs-into-espn-reporter-doing-jeremy-lin-story-in-chinatown-interviews-her" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Reporter Doing Linsanity Story In Chinatown Runs Into ESPN Reporter Doing Linsanity Story In Chinatown, Interviews Her">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>For his new book, </em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Show-Dog-Charmed-Near-Perfect-Purebred/dp/006202048X?tag=gmgamzn-20">Show Dog: the Charmed Life and Trying Times of a Near-Perfect Purebred</a><em>, Josh Dean spent more than a year following a champion show dog named Jack, a young Australian Shepherd. In the following excerpt, Jack&mdash;who is owned by a single mother from Pennsylvania named Kimberly Smith&mdash;tries to mate for the first time. Photos by <a href="http://katelaceyphotography.com/">Kate Lacey</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884327/handjobs-butt+to+butt-action-and-other-sex-secrets-of-the-champion-show-dog" title="Click here to read more about Handjobs, Butt-To-Butt Action, And Other Sex Secrets Of The Champion Show Dog">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				James Dolan hates this dog.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884744/lapdogs-and-luxury-boxes-a-new+look-msg-welcomes-the-westminster-dog-show/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Lapdogs And Luxury Boxes: A New-Look MSG Welcomes The Westminster Dog Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<i>Yellow Mamba. Fortune Rookie. The Linja.</i>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884747/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-this-jeremy-lin-nigga" title="Click here to read more about What We Talk About When We Talk About &quot;This Jeremy Lin Nigga&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:14:28 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>This is a regular feature breaking down, minute-by-minute, the content that appears on ESPN's 11 p.m. edition of SportsCenter throughout the week. Graphic by <a href="mailto:jimcooke@gawker.com">Jim Cooke</a>.</em> <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884516/bristolmetrics-at-least-tom-brady-beat-eli-manning-in-sportscenter-mentions" title="Click here to read more about Bristolmetrics: At Least Tom Brady Beat Eli Manning In SportsCenter Mentions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Mario Manningham's <a href="http://deadspin.com/5882510/">sideline catch in the Super Bowl </a>was a virtuosic use of space. But the only way to watch it was in two dimensions. While 3D movies have spread everywhere, and TV manufacturers are aggressively pushing 3D TV, the NFL is sticking with two-dimensional production for its biggest game.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5884143/will-the-future-of-3d-sports-tv-ever-come-into-focus" title="Click here to read more about Will The Future Of 3D Sports TV Ever Come Into Focus?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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