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			<title><![CDATA[Torii Hunter Gets Trapped In An Oxygen Chamber, Pisses In a Bottle, Tweets]]></title>
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				 In need of a little rejuvenation after the Angels' 7-3 loss last night to the Rangers, Torii Hunter entered a clubhouse oxygen chamber, thinking that would do the trick. It's not known what happened next&mdash;whether Hunter stayed in the chamber too long and was forgotten about, or whether no one realized he was in there in the first place.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5831768/angels-outfielder-gets-trapped-in-an-oxygen-chamber-pisses-in-a-bottle-tweets" title="Click here to read more about Torii Hunter Gets Trapped In An Oxygen Chamber, Pisses In a Bottle, Tweets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:32:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Black Hispanic Ballplayers Aren't Black Enough For Torii Hunter]]></title>
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				"They're not us," Torii Hunter<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/2010-03-09-part-3-baseball-roundtable_N.htm"> tells <em>USA Today</em></a>. "They're impostors." Yeah, he's going there.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5490095/black-hispanic-ballplayers-arent-black-enough-for-torii-hunter" title="Click here to read more about Black Hispanic Ballplayers Aren't Black Enough For Torii Hunter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:40:19 EST]]></pubDate>
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				  I just had a conversation with a guy the other night who claimed <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TORII HUNTER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TORII HUNTER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/torii-hunter/">Torii Hunter</a> will be one of the most sought after television analysts once he retires. Well, he is very expressive.[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTZVm_iiYhM">YouTube</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5246495/41908-the-soft-toss" title="Click here to read more about 4/19/08: The Soft Toss">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 May 2009 09:25:14 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Glue-Handed Patroller Of The Middle Exterior]]></title>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Red Smiths, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Angels' <a href="http://blog.cleveland.com/sports/2008/04/indians_rally_in_9th_steal_one.html">walkoff grand slam off Joe Borowski </A> a week ago.</Em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/379940/the-glue+handed-patroller-of-the-middle-exterior" title="Click here to read more about The Glue-Handed Patroller Of The Middle Exterior">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:30:38 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Royals Can't Even Accept Charity Anymore]]></title>
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				Is Torii Hunter about to be banned by Major League Baseball for the next three years? Well, probably not, but <a href="http://www.startribune.com/509/story/1139939.html">he certainly could be</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/254832/the-royals-cant-even-accept-charity-anymore" title="Click here to read more about The Royals Can't Even Accept Charity Anymore">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:45:48 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Here's a weird tidbit we found in a Sunday notes column from over the weekend: Minnesota Twins outfielder Torii Hunter <a href="http://www.courant.com/sports/baseball/hc-alside0813.artaug13,0,6699832.story?coll=hc-headlines-baseball">has a biblical sense of equipmental retribution</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/193951/torii-hunter-shall-punish-his-glove" title="Click here to read more about Torii Hunter Shall Punish His Glove">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:45:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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