Tour De France officials will be inspecting all riders' frames for concealed motors this year, thanks to this Swiss Saxo Bank rider. (Thought about adding something like, "leave it to a Swiss bank employee" but Saxo Bank is technically Danish.)

(And from a cursory Google Translate job on this story, Saxo Bank seems more like what you might call a "ponzi zcheme" than a bank.) Anyway, props to everyone involved in this story for fully restoring misanthropy depleted in process of reflecting on life of Manute Bol.