Transactions, July 12Deadspin Staff7/12/13 5:51pmFiled to: announcementstransactions38EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkJack Dickey is leaving us for Sports Illustrated, the grown-up version of Sports Illustrated Kids. He'll also be writing weird things for Time.com. We'll miss Jack for reasons too numerous to address here, and if we were the sort of site to get gloppy and sentimental about departures, we'd link to some favorite posts, four or five stories that best capture the spritely essence of his work over his two-plus years with us. But fuck that. Here's a recent group-chat exchange:AdvertisementTommy Craggs: headed in nowhelp tom finish up the twitter thingit seems certain objections have been raisedTom Scocca: Who's objecting?Jack Dickey: Me.Tommy Craggs: SHOCKTommy Craggs: the human objectionjack dickey, everyoneif he were a superherohis name would be Qualmhe nags his foes into the groundwith the power generated by the force of his flapping handsTom Scocca: "I'm not sure you should really have that Gamma Death-Cannon, should you?"