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What to watch as local punks egg your car ...
• NBA: Dallas at Cleveland; Seattle at Denver. No Jub Jub? [ESPN]
• NHL: Hurricanes at Panthers. Baby it's cold inside. [Fox Sports]
• Movie: Poltergeist. You moved the headstones but you didn't move the bodies! You didn't move the bodies! [ABC FAM]

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